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To be eight again...........................................

A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd love to be
eight again" she replied.

On the morning of her birthday he rose early, made her a nice big bowl
of Coco Pops and then took her off to the local theme park.

What a Day!

He put her on every ride in the park:
* The Death Slide
* The Wall of Fear
* The Screaming Monster Roller Coaster

Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was
reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away they journeyed to
a McDonalds where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with
extra fries and a refreshing chocolate milk shake.

Then it was off to the movies: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog,
popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, her favorite lolly and M&Ms.

What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed onto the bed
exhausted.

He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked
"Well Dear, what was it like being eight again?"

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed:

"I meant my dress size, you f*ckin tw*t"
 
Re: To be eight again.......................................

When she said "I want to be eight again" I thought as in muff diving :oops:
 
Re: To be eight again.......................................

wardmaster said:
wet_blobby said:
When she said "I want to be eight again" I thought as in muff diving :oops:

Nah! That's "ate" again. :roll:

Only if you put it in writing on a request form

Nutty
 
Re: To be eight again.......................................

greenking said:
Come on Lamri, josie is entitled to her opinion.........!!!!

I'm soooo glad it was you who said that, not me :D
 
Re: To be eight again.......................................

brazenhussy said:
Always_a_Civvy said:
Perhaps what she really wanted was a dose of Number 8s clad in Number 8s :?

number 4's now babe!!!!!! xx

They were 8s when I was in the RNXS (& I still have my shirts - don't fit me anymore though) so I'll go by what the box says! :twisted:

PS: Why are you drinking Jack Daniels and not Pussers Rum? You do realise your wings will drop off after a year if you don't nourish them properly - with rum! :roll:
 
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