To be eight again...........................................

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  1. brazenhussy

    brazenhussy Supporters - GCM

    A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd love to be
    eight again" she replied.

    On the morning of her birthday he rose early, made her a nice big bowl
    of Coco Pops and then took her off to the local theme park.

    What a Day!

    He put her on every ride in the park:
    * The Death Slide
    * The Wall of Fear
    * The Screaming Monster Roller Coaster

    Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was
    reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away they journeyed to
    a McDonalds where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with
    extra fries and a refreshing chocolate milk shake.

    Then it was off to the movies: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog,
    popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, her favorite lolly and M&Ms.

    What a fabulous adventure!

    Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed onto the bed
    exhausted.

    He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked
    "Well Dear, what was it like being eight again?"

    Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed:

    "I meant my dress size, you f*ckin tw*t"
     
  2. josiecats

    josiecats New member

    a nice day...........and he even remembered her
    birthday...........lol
     
  3. Lamri

    Lamri New member

    Ungrateful cow!
     
  4. greenking

    greenking Banned

    Come on Lamri, josie is entitled to her opinion.........!!!!
     
  5. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    Re: To be eight again.......................................

    When she said "I want to be eight again" I thought as in muff diving :oops:
     
  6. wardmaster

    wardmaster New member

    Re: To be eight again.......................................

    Nah! That's "ate" again. :roll:
     
  7. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    Re: To be eight again.......................................

    No shite.....honest :lol:
     
  8. Always_a_Civvy

    Always_a_Civvy Supporter - ADC

    Perhaps what she really wanted was a dose of Number 8s clad in Number 8s :?
     
  9. brazenhussy

    brazenhussy Supporters - GCM

    Re: To be eight again.......................................

    number 4's now babe!!!!!! xx
     
  10. Nutty

    Nutty Supporters - GCM

    Re: To be eight again.......................................

    Only if you put it in writing on a request form

    Nutty
     
  11. Lamri

    Lamri New member

    Re: To be eight again.......................................

    I'm soooo glad it was you who said that, not me :D
     
  12. Always_a_Civvy

    Always_a_Civvy Supporter - ADC

    Re: To be eight again.......................................

    They were 8s when I was in the RNXS (& I still have my shirts - don't fit me anymore though) so I'll go by what the box says! :twisted:

    PS: Why are you drinking Jack Daniels and not Pussers Rum? You do realise your wings will drop off after a year if you don't nourish them properly - with rum! :roll:
     

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