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Tits in or Tits out?

slim

War Hero
I have just returned from two weeks in Turkey.
Now being an amateur Pornothologist I do like to check out the birds. Having walked the promenade and scanned the pool area for a few days I noticed a large number of tits in the area. unfortunately very few of these tits were Great Tits, the majority were to put it lightly fkin awful.
So the question is should birds with awful Tits be banned from displaying them in public?
 
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white_mafia

Guest
Tricky.......I prefer them to be a tad more than a good handful, but not so big that she appears to be in some discomfort carrying them. I think a 36D is about right with easily aroused nipples.

Perhaps age should be the determining factor here. Funbags do tend to head South in the 30s, whereas those under 25 tend to carry tits that do not really need support.

German women should be banned from public areas period.
 

WreckerL

War Hero
Super Moderator
Definitley out, although a low cut top with plenty of cleavage on show is acceptable in cold weather IMO.
 

slim

War Hero
Guzzler said:
tommo said:
I just love women's tits :lol:

Simple and to the point (as it were). I like that.

And fully concur.

If you had clocked this 25 stone Irish bids tits which were supported by her belly I think that you just may have changed your mind :p
 

tommo

War Hero
slim said:
Guzzler said:
tommo said:
I just love women's tits :lol:

Simple and to the point (as it were). I like that.

And fully concur.

If you had clocked this 25 stone Irish bids tits which were supported by her belly I think that you just may have changed your mind :p

I've been down on worse! It wouldn't change my mind I still love em 8)
 

redmonkey

Lantern Swinger
Book Reviewer
There's me thinking you were going on about the old BASSCA kit. :?

Back on track I sometimes think the Burka should be mandatory for some of the heffas who think it is their right to pollute my eyes with their horrible bodies.
 

Andy_Cap

War Hero
BreathingOutOnTheWayUp said:
Forget the 34 D-Cup etc etc measurement system, when it comes down to the basics it's gotta be the SBH:


Standard British Handful :wink:

I agree :eek: Anything more than a handfull, is a waste 8O
 
Out.25 stone irish bints/octogenerian naturists/especially the one from the "how to tell if your ass smells" thread.Diversity is the spice of life, and pervs.
 

daffy1

War Hero
There was a Pub in Portsmouth where the bar maids were topless, by god they were awful, as much as i could not stop staring, as it was a sight to look at in the afternoon, the prominent blue and green veins was enough to finish the pint and move on.
 
daffy1 said:
There was a Pub in Portsmouth where the bar maids were topless, by god they were awful, as much as i could not stop staring, as it was a sight to look at in the afternoon, the prominent blue and green veins was enough to finish the pint and move on.
Fukcin lightweight.Take more than a pair of saggy blue veined dugs to put me off me pint.In fact I seem to remember that the place that bore the same name as this forum in Guzz had Bridget the Midget ,star turn of the strippers and had a fine pair of blue veined saggy wrinkled tits and we used to stay till the end just to see her!! :lol:
 

Gombear

War Hero
v8topcat said:
daffy1 said:
There was a Pub in Portsmouth where the bar maids were topless, by god they were awful, as much as i could not stop staring, as it was a sight to look at in the afternoon, the prominent blue and green veins was enough to finish the pint and move on.
Fukcin lightweight.Take more than a pair of saggy blue veined dugs to put me off me pint.In fact I seem to remember that the place that bore the same name as this forum in Guzz had Bridget the Midget ,star turn of the strippers and had a fine pair of blue veined saggy wrinkled tits and we used to stay till the end just to see her!! :lol:

Sounds like a whole new perversion. :wink:
 

WreckerL

War Hero
Super Moderator
v8topcat said:
daffy1 said:
There was a Pub in Portsmouth where the bar maids were topless, by god they were awful, as much as i could not stop staring, as it was a sight to look at in the afternoon, the prominent blue and green veins was enough to finish the pint and move on.
Fukcin lightweight.Take more than a pair of saggy blue veined dugs to put me off me pint.In fact I seem to remember that the place that bore the same name as this forum in Guzz had Bridget the Midget ,star turn of the strippers and had a fine pair of blue veined saggy wrinkled tits and we used to stay till the end just to see her!! :lol:

I remember her well, she was a star. :D
 

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