'Tis the season to get........


War Hero
Fcuk faced....... :p

Yee ha, just started crimbo hols, (the joys of being a day ahead).

Cracked my first stubbie of the season so bring it on, eat, drink...drink and drink :reindeer: :relax: :eek:ccasion5:
1: I prefer breasts to legs.

2: Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

3: Smother the butter all over the breasts.

4: If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!

5: I've never seen a better spread!

6: I fancy a little dark meat for a change.

7: Are you ready for seconds yet?

8: It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

9: Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

10: Don't play with your meat!

11: Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.

12: Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

13: I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!

14: You still have a little bit on your chin.

15: How long will it take after you put it in?

16: You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

Things you can ONLY say at Christmas
Yep, I will be having a butter basted free range chicken breast, serves 4 it sez, fcuk off it serves Stirling,
Loads of garlic and herb stuffing, roasties, mash, carrots, loads of sprouts and onion gravy.

For tea it will be half of my Cooplands pork pie( 7'' mega bastard ) with cold stuffing left over from dinner time.

Tis the season to get......... a new 3 piece suite from just Three Nine Nine!

Hurry now while stocks last.

Don't miss out on this amazing deal.
Holidays booked, just paid £100 deposit soz that is one less expense to worry about.

And after the 3'' of snow we have had overnight, roll on summer.
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