Ting Tong's Old Man

imom1406

War Hero
As an avid watcher of Little Britain, it struck me as rather worrying that Ting Tong (the charming Thai lady beautifully portrayed by Matt Lucas) is shacked up with an ex matelot.


Does anyone recognise the ships he was on? his living room wall is plastered with crests and photos of ships.
 

percey99

Badgeman
This upset me too , it gives people the wrong impression of the Navy ??? I used to go to Aggie westons etc etc the Navy is never portrayed in a good way very often
 

Darb

Lantern Swinger
[/quote]it gives people the wrong impression of the Navy ??? I used to go to Aggie westons etc etc the Navy is never portrayed in a good way very often
And this will be improved by using the white ensign as a brand? Sorry to cross post, but it does seem appropriate.
 
Fcuking hell, I am an ex matelot with a Thai wife living in Bangkok, no hope for me then.
But do I give a shit? Naahhhhh
Life's too short, who gives a toss what anyone thinks, my life is paradise and I owe most of it to the experience I got from the RN.
Maybe I would rather be a sad civvy living in a crap overpriced house in the UK sucking up the rain and gash politics, or live here in a mansion on a huge UK salary...........
Ting tong being Thai for crazy is the right expression methinks
 

imom1406

War Hero
Lingyai said:
Fcuking hell, I am an ex matelot with a Thai wife living in Bangkok, no hope for me then.
But do I give a shit? Naahhhhh
Life's too short, who gives a toss what anyone thinks, my life is paradise and I owe most of it to the experience I got from the RN.
Maybe I would rather be a sad civvy living in a crap overpriced house in the UK sucking up the rain and gash politics, or live here in a mansion on a huge UK salary...........
Ting tong being Thai for crazy is the right expression methinks
Lingyai, this has nothing to do with your ex pat life in Thailand, and good luck to you by the way, it is about the portrail of an ex matelot who imports a ladyboy in from said region.

Calm down FFS mate!
 
imom1406 said:
Lingyai said:
Fcuking hell, I am an ex matelot with a Thai wife living in Bangkok, no hope for me then.
But do I give a shit? Naahhhhh
Life's too short, who gives a toss what anyone thinks, my life is paradise and I owe most of it to the experience I got from the RN.
Maybe I would rather be a sad civvy living in a crap overpriced house in the UK sucking up the rain and gash politics, or live here in a mansion on a huge UK salary...........
Ting tong being Thai for crazy is the right expression methinks
Lingyai, this has nothing to do with your ex pat life in Thailand, and good luck to you by the way, it is about the portrail of an ex matelot who imports a ladyboy in from said region.

Calm down FFS mate!
Er yeah, I did gather that, and I have seen little britain. But cheers
 

imom1406

War Hero
Lingyai said:
imom1406 said:
Lingyai said:
Fcuking hell, I am an ex matelot with a Thai wife living in Bangkok, no hope for me then.
But do I give a shit? Naahhhhh
Life's too short, who gives a toss what anyone thinks, my life is paradise and I owe most of it to the experience I got from the RN.
Maybe I would rather be a sad civvy living in a crap overpriced house in the UK sucking up the rain and gash politics, or live here in a mansion on a huge UK salary...........
Ting tong being Thai for crazy is the right expression methinks
Lingyai, this has nothing to do with your ex pat life in Thailand, and good luck to you by the way, it is about the portrail of an ex matelot who imports a ladyboy in from said region.

Calm down FFS mate!
Er yeah, I did gather that, and I have seen little britain. But cheers
Where i Thailand are you living...i was Head of Asia for my last company and spent most of the last 5 years in China and Singapore, with occasional visits to Bangkok. I have to say, given the choice, i would live out there too!!
 
imom1406 said:
Lingyai said:
imom1406 said:
Lingyai said:
Fcuking hell, I am an ex matelot with a Thai wife living in Bangkok, no hope for me then.
But do I give a shit? Naahhhhh
Life's too short, who gives a toss what anyone thinks, my life is paradise and I owe most of it to the experience I got from the RN.
Maybe I would rather be a sad civvy living in a crap overpriced house in the UK sucking up the rain and gash politics, or live here in a mansion on a huge UK salary...........
Ting tong being Thai for crazy is the right expression methinks
Lingyai, this has nothing to do with your ex pat life in Thailand, and good luck to you by the way, it is about the portrail of an ex matelot who imports a ladyboy in from said region.

Calm down FFS mate!
Er yeah, I did gather that, and I have seen little britain. But cheers
Where i Thailand are you living...i was Head of Asia for my last company and spent most of the last 5 years in China and Singapore, with occasional visits to Bangkok. I have to say, given the choice, i would live out there too!!
Living in the North East of Bangkok near Jatujak market, used to come here from UK for holidays when I was in the mob, now next week I am going to UK for a holiday.... go figure ?
 

imom1406

War Hero
Lingyai said:
imom1406 said:
Lingyai said:
imom1406 said:
Lingyai said:
Fcuking hell, I am an ex matelot with a Thai wife living in Bangkok, no hope for me then.
But do I give a shit? Naahhhhh
Life's too short, who gives a toss what anyone thinks, my life is paradise and I owe most of it to the experience I got from the RN.
Maybe I would rather be a sad civvy living in a crap overpriced house in the UK sucking up the rain and gash politics, or live here in a mansion on a huge UK salary...........
Ting tong being Thai for crazy is the right expression methinks
Lingyai, this has nothing to do with your ex pat life in Thailand, and good luck to you by the way, it is about the portrail of an ex matelot who imports a ladyboy in from said region.

Calm down FFS mate!
Er yeah, I did gather that, and I have seen little britain. But cheers
Where i Thailand are you living...i was Head of Asia for my last company and spent most of the last 5 years in China and Singapore, with occasional visits to Bangkok. I have to say, given the choice, i would live out there too!!
Living in the North East of Bangkok near Jatujak market, used to come here from UK for holidays when I was in the mob, now next week I am going to UK for a holiday.... go figure ?

You must be missing the rain then....not the warm stuff you get , but the cold stuff we are having now!!
 
imom1406 said:
Lingyai said:
imom1406 said:
Lingyai said:
imom1406 said:
Lingyai said:
Fcuking hell, I am an ex matelot with a Thai wife living in Bangkok, no hope for me then.
But do I give a shit? Naahhhhh
Life's too short, who gives a toss what anyone thinks, my life is paradise and I owe most of it to the experience I got from the RN.
Maybe I would rather be a sad civvy living in a crap overpriced house in the UK sucking up the rain and gash politics, or live here in a mansion on a huge UK salary...........
Ting tong being Thai for crazy is the right expression methinks
Lingyai, this has nothing to do with your ex pat life in Thailand, and good luck to you by the way, it is about the portrail of an ex matelot who imports a ladyboy in from said region.

Calm down FFS mate!
Er yeah, I did gather that, and I have seen little britain. But cheers
Where i Thailand are you living...i was Head of Asia for my last company and spent most of the last 5 years in China and Singapore, with occasional visits to Bangkok. I have to say, given the choice, i would live out there too!!
Living in the North East of Bangkok near Jatujak market, used to come here from UK for holidays when I was in the mob, now next week I am going to UK for a holiday.... go figure ?

You must be missing the rain then....not the warm stuff you get , but the cold stuff we are having now!!
Pissed down a corker today, but yes, it was warm and only lasted half an hour. Miss a good fry up though........hmmmmmmmmmmmmm fry up..... Captain Jaspers anyone?
 
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