Time to grow up?

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A recent dilemma has left me somewhat confused. Having started a new draft, I decided the best course of action to get me in with my new oppos was to spin a few dits over a number of beers. As the evening wore on, my new found bezzers and I found ourselves a little bit fcuking trousered, naturally, my honking slut filter was opdeffed and I ended up whacking my cock up the shitpipe of an 18 year old subordinate with impressive chest knackers.

The following morn, I was welcomed to work with open arms, although one fella, who has known me for some years, was heard to say "I thought you'd grown out of being a cnut shipmate".

So my question is; at what age should one stop fcuking around like a cnut and behave oneself? Is it acceptable behaviour for a man in his early thirties to run through every available female colleague and drink until he shits himself or is this a pastime best left to the younger generation?
 
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Montigny-La-Palisse said:
So my question is; at what age should one stop fcuking around like a cnut and behave oneself? Is it acceptable behaviour for a man in his early thirties to run through every available female colleague and drink until he shits himself or is this a pastime best left to the younger generation?
Say again all after: ''I'm a homo for even contemplating growing up, ever.''
 

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Montigny-La-Palisse said:
Is it acceptable behaviour for a man in his early thirties to run through every available female colleague and drink until he shits himself or is this a pastime best left to the younger generation?
Old is gold mucker, always remember that. Lets face it, it takes two to tango, even if you have to employ the assistance of Chloroform. You crack on mate.
 
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2_deck_dash said:
Montigny-La-Palisse said:
So my question is; at what age should one stop fcuking around like a cnut and behave oneself? Is it acceptable behaviour for a man in his early thirties to run through every available female colleague and drink until he shits himself or is this a pastime best left to the younger generation?
Say again all after: ''I'm a homo for even contemplating growing up, ever.''
Hold thy horses there sir, I didn't say I was considering it, I merely posed the question. The day I stop fcuking teenage girls and drinking my weight in cheap lager is the day I throw myself under the wheels of a combine harvester.

Just because I've bought a Hornby doesn't mean I'm past it. Yet.
 

sgtpepperband

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Hmm, fraternising with an 18-year old Junior Rank? I'm sure there's a reference to that in SGOs/JSP 887 somewhere... :shock: :wink:
 
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If you own a pussers I.D. then allowences should be made, and the age limit should be infinate for shitting & pissing ones trousers. No doubt you'll nob her again sometime in the future. Have you contact details?? Pictures would surfice.
 
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soleil said:
When you say that you have bought a Hornby, does that mean you've bought yourself a train set?
Too right I have!

sgtpepperband said:
Hmm, fraternising with an 18-year old Junior Rank? I'm sure there's a reference to that in SGOs/JSP 887 somewhere... :shock: :wink:
It was for the best.
 

jjp23

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MLP,

I think it is perfectly acceptable for a man in his thirties to act in the manner you have described. In fact i think that you should take it upon yourself to teach some of the younger generation how things should be done. Imagine it as a sort of mission. So when you are out and absolutely trashed after shitting yourself and shagging some stinking mess you can just think you are doing your bit for the future, people have to learn from someone.
 

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Dazza said:
If you own a pussers I.D. then allowences should be made, and the age limit should be infinate for shitting & pissing ones trousers. No doubt you'll nob her again sometime in the future. Have you contact details?? Pictures would surfice.
Hmm, judging by the standard of your spelling and quality of your posts, you're a member of the Logistics Department..? :?
 
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Montigny-La-Palisse said:
So my question is; at what age should one stop fcuking around like a cnut and behave oneself? Is it acceptable behaviour for a man in his early thirties to run through every available female colleague and drink until he shits himself or is this a pastime best left to the younger generation?

Age is a state of mind.
My missus tells me on a regular basis, " the kids are older than you". 8O

I well remember after a particularly hectic run in Perth & Fremantle my DO telling me that I was a big OD. When I corrected him that I was an Able Seaman, he was heard to retort,.... "XXXXXX, in your case OD is not a rank, more a state of mind"
 
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Montigny-La-Palisse said:
2_deck_dash said:
Montigny-La-Palisse said:
So my question is; at what age should one stop fcuking around like a cnut and behave oneself? Is it acceptable behaviour for a man in his early thirties to run through every available female colleague and drink until he shits himself or is this a pastime best left to the younger generation?
Say again all after: ''I'm a homo for even contemplating growing up, ever.''
Hold thy horses there sir, I didn't say I was considering it, I merely posed the question. The day I stop fcuking teenage girls and drinking my weight in cheap lager is the day I throw myself under the wheels of a combine harvester.

Just because I've bought a Hornby doesn't mean I'm past it. Yet.
Sorry, I must've loaded the wrong crypto this morning, all that came up on my computer screen was this:

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
 
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2_deck_dash said:
Montigny-La-Palisse said:
2_deck_dash said:
Montigny-La-Palisse said:
So my question is; at what age should one stop fcuking around like a cnut and behave oneself? Is it acceptable behaviour for a man in his early thirties to run through every available female colleague and drink until he shits himself or is this a pastime best left to the younger generation?
Say again all after: ''I'm a homo for even contemplating growing up, ever.''
Hold thy horses there sir, I didn't say I was considering it, I merely posed the question. The day I stop fcuking teenage girls and drinking my weight in cheap lager is the day I throw myself under the wheels of a combine harvester.

Just because I've bought a Hornby doesn't mean I'm past it. Yet.
Sorry, I must've loaded the wrong crypto this morning, all that came up on my computer screen was this:

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
 
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Montigny-La-Palisse said:
Just because I've bought a Hornby doesn't mean I'm past it. Yet.


As Rod Stuart recalls in his memoir's Running his Train set whilst smashing Brit Ecklands ring, you need have no fears.
Pete Waterman owns trains as do several other "Rockers" and if its hip for them, ..................Just Do IT. :wink:
 
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soleil said:
Monty

We would like to see a picture of your train set (why does that sound like a euphemism?).
I haven't set it up properly yet but it's this one, it's ace!

 

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