A recent dilemma has left me somewhat confused. Having started a new draft, I decided the best course of action to get me in with my new oppos was to spin a few dits over a number of beers. As the evening wore on, my new found bezzers and I found ourselves a little bit fcuking trousered, naturally, my honking slut filter was opdeffed and I ended up whacking my cock up the shitpipe of an 18 year old subordinate with impressive chest knackers. The following morn, I was welcomed to work with open arms, although one fella, who has known me for some years, was heard to say "I thought you'd grown out of being a cnut shipmate". So my question is; at what age should one stop fcuking around like a cnut and behave oneself? Is it acceptable behaviour for a man in his early thirties to run through every available female colleague and drink until he shits himself or is this a pastime best left to the younger generation?