Tightening up...

Discussion in 'Diamond Lil's' started by labrum, Oct 3, 2010.

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  1. Thought about posting this on H&F in the hope of getting the DS solution from Angry Doc but I'm sure I'll get equally sound adivce on here so here goes... I'm considering purchasing a pair of Reebok Easytone trainers to help deal with my behind which is not as perk as it should be. Apparently a pair of these:


    will soon give me one of these:


    Questions - Will they work? Will I recieve any colateral damage so to speak from using them?
  2. If you keep bending over like that you most certainly will...however I would offer to buy your trainers for you..... :wink:
  3. Can't help you fat ass.
    If you find a solution let me in on it, my need is probably greater than yours. :roll: :oops: :D
  4. Asspirational
  5. If it gives you a backside like that, will you also get the matching front bottom? :oops:
  6. The only thing that will lose weight is your wallet.

    Cycling is the best way to tone up and lose weight off yer arse.
  7. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    Why not just buy her a beer and promise lots?
  8. Jeez I bet you've got a pair of Pussers PTIs gym shorts off eBay and are too lardy to acheive the perfect sprayed on look. :D
    I suggest 2 hours a day in front of a full length mirror, shouting "On your spots gooooo!" and "I shall now demonstrate the correct method of performing a star jump." etcetc. During your 2 hour solo PT sesh your buttocks must remain clenched at all times. Unclenching, even momentarily, means you start again. :twisted:

    As for your Reebok Easytones, they look suspiciously herm and therefore unless you're considering joining the RAF I'd avoid them like the plague. :lol:
  9. The missus wears these and those other rip off 'gym in a shoe' Fit Flop things (50 quid for flip flops, WTF!). The results appeared to be fairly fruitful until she got pregnant and turned into a fcuking whale.

    I'm hoping once she drops it will be service as usual and she'll go back to having an arse like a 9 year old schoolboy.
  10. Aaah, 2DD the eternal optimist :D
  11. Sell these where I work.

    Have you to see a good result. :x
  12. £10 donation to H4H from me in your name if you can tell me who the aspirational behind in the phot belongs to.

    Clue: Just in case you're swayed by 2DD's arse like a 9yr old schoolboy comment, it's not XRD...

  13. Kelly Brook.
  14. Kelly Brooks?
  15. Being the honourable chap that I am £30 to be donated shortly - offer now ends! (Can't believe I didn't write, " first person to.."
  16. Your post and Sols were both timed at 2015. 8O
  17. I will make the £10 donation myself Labrum as my effort was a team event at this end. :oops:
    I don't recognise myself in a mirror nowadays.
    I look in and some real orrible bastard stares back. 8O ...Spooky.
  18. Very gracious of you both! I was referring to the latter Jimbo but take your pick.

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