We have all come across the tight arse with deep pockets and short arms. Always last into the bar then makes an excuse and leaves just before it's his round. Well what is the tightest act that you have ever witnessed? Here's one for starters: Matelot on the Eagle would ask to borrow someones toothpaste, of course most matelots been generous would loan him their tube. However one guy gave him his tube but when it was returned it was half empty, now this was a new tube of toothpaste. The guy kicked up about this and then found out that the borrower had glued two toothpaste caps end to end and drilled a hole down the centre. By putting a full toothpaste tube on one end and his empty tube on the other he could effectively refill his tube. same bloke used to collect all the slivers of soap from the bathroom and squeeze them together.