Three Honeymooners

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  1. Three newly married men are sitting at the breakfast table in their honeymoon hotel, and they are talking about their previous nights experiences.

    The first a Frenchmen says last night I made love to my wife 5 times and this morning she told me that I was an animal.

    The second an italian says last night I made love to my wife 10 times and this morning she told me I was a god.

    The third a scotsman says last night I made love to my wife once the other two look at him in disbelief and both ask him what did your wife say this morning

    "Get Off" says the scotsman.
     

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