This years best joke

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  1. Two Middle East mothers are sitting in a cafe chatting over a plate of Tabouli and a pint of goat's milk.

    The older of the mothers pulls a bag out of her purse and starts flipping through photos. And they start reminiscing.

    'This is my oldest son Mohammed.. He would be 24 years old now.'

    'Yes, I remember him as a baby' says the other mother cheerfully.

    'He's a martyr now though' mum confides.

    'Oh, so sad dear' says the other.

    'And this is my second son Kalid. He would be 21'

    'Oh, I remember him,' says the other happily, 'he had such curly hair when He was born.'

    'He's a martyr too' says mum quietly.

    'Oh, gracious me ...' Says the other.

    'And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed He would be 18, she Whispers.'

    'Yes' says the friend enthusiastically, 'I remember when he first started School

    'He's a martyr also,' says mum, with tears in her eyes.

    After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks wistfully at The photographs and says....................................................................................................
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    Wait for it
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    'They blow up so fast, don't they?' :dwarf:
     
  2. Its a cracker :thumright: :thumright:
     
  3. lol made me laugh although i know i shouldnt
     
  4. :dontknow: even officers have a sense of humour :thumright: Snotty :salut:
     
  5. :w00t: Mind you I think I would have slipped in a newly married daughter into the joke :w00t:

    Nutty
     

  6. Good thought but you can over do it.
     
  7. Feckin good oh!!! even the missus laughed, brightened up anotherwise dull day in shitville
     
  8. Inflatable Martyrs! Whatever next? :lol:
     
  9. :whew: :w00t: your fantasies :thanks: again Steve :thumright:
     
  10. Self-inflating??
     
  11. A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license.

    First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test. The optician showed
    him a card with the letters:
    'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.'

    'Can you read this?' the optician asked.

    'Read it?' the Polish guy replied, 'I know the guy.'
     
  12. Man has £50 note tattooed on his c**k, his wife says, Why Have you done that? He replies, For one, i like to see my money grow. Two, i like to play with my money, Three, i like having my money in my hand, and last but not least, next time you want to go out and blow £50 you can stay at home and do it!

    Thought i might post one! :D
     

  13. Absolute mint,but so un-PC.

    Love it. :thumright:
     
  14. how do you know when a nigr is pregnant -
    You pull tampon out and all the cotton is gone.
    Gotta be in the running?
     

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