But it ended up here. Will get the hang of this shiny new thing soon. Englishman, Welshman and a Pakistani are in the Maternity Ward of thier local hospital. All their respective wives have just dropped sprogs. Along comes the midwife and informs them; "Sorry - there's been a bit of a f**k up and all the babies tags have fell of and we don't know which sprog belongs to which daddy" The three new dads put their heads together and decide to sort it out themselves and go into the incubator ward and pick out their own kids. The Englishman goes in first, and comes out with what DEFINITELY looks like a small Pakistani baby. The Pakista ni dad says: "I think you'll notice that kid is obviously MINE!" The English dad says: "Well - one of the two sprogs left is definitely WELSH....so I'm not taking any chances.