This time next year....

Discussion in 'Diamond Lil's' started by mac76, Mar 12, 2010.

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  1. this time next year i want to be a milloinaire with 40 naked women walking round dealing with my every need and not moaning once about any request i make....... :D

    Just a bit of fun

    Open floor
     
  2. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    Was'nt fantasy island an old TV series with a midget who wiped your arrse?
     
  3. Talking of which, was EuroMillions won tonight?
     
  4. yes and he still does wipe my arse because i just can't be bothered to do it
     
  5. Oh.

    Thanks.
     
  6. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    Midnight draw I believe sonar. Does anyone know that if you play online, does it check that raffle draw/number automatically for you?
     
  7. Not that i know of you usually have to check it yourself....anyway it will be some 90 year old granny from spain who has won it, the money will do her no good and she will leave it all to her cats
     
  8. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    As long as its your granny and she leaves you fuck all for only visiting once a year to pick up you old spice xmas present. :wink:
     
  9. I don't wear old spice i wear brut, I don't like visiting her becuase she stinks of p*ss and i hate cats :D
     
  10. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    Ohhhhh, a mans man. I bet you wear 501's, ripped.
     
  11. No NO NO i wear only the best george jeans for me.... oh and black shoes with grolsch bottle tops on
     
  12. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    Aye right, cherokee jeans with a white shirt (RN) and jedwad hairstyle more like. No fuckn wonder your on the interporn instead of chasing your hole. :wink:
     
  13. If only i had hair to get into a hair style, and i prefer chino's myself
     
  14. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    The prostitution rests its case and demands the death sentence.
     
  15. guilty as charged your honour...Can i Have pie mash and peas for my last supper and a pint of stella and chocolate pudding with chocolate custard please
     
  16. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    I have Slimy Winehoose lined up to sing you a lullaby (for hes a jolly good fella) as Pete Doherty injects 100 mills of brut into your vein. Your last meal is a choice of tank tracks or a cheesy hammy eggy.
     
  17. i'll just eat slimy winehoose instead thanks
     
  18. seen more fat on a chip.
     
  19. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    Shes slim pickings these days, sure you don't want a tank track?
     
  20. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    You should think yourself lucky, I got swinehouse at the last sec/min/year. She was booked for Jades birthday party.
     

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