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This one'll blow you away


War Hero
From a friend in UK. A sign of the times? sick? or WGAF

Subject: A brilliant, topical and politically incorrect joke

Two Muslim mothers are sitting in a cafe chatting over a pint of goat milk.
The older of the mothers pulls her bag out and starts flipping through photos and they start reminiscing.
"This is my oldest son Mohammed. He's 24 years old now."
"Yes, I remember him as a baby," says the other mother cheerfully.
"He's a martyr now, though," mom confides.
"Oh, so sad, Dear," says the other.
"And this is my second son Kalid. He's 21."
"Oh, I remember him," says the other happily.
"He had such curly hair when he was born."
"He's a martyr, too," says mom quietly.
"Oh gracious me," says the other.
"And this is my third son. My baby.
My beautiful Ahmed. He's 18," she whispers.
"Yes," says the friend enthusiastically, "I remember when he first started school."
"He is a martyr, also," says mom, with tears in her eyes.
After a pause and a deep sigh,
the second Muslim mother looks wistfully at the photographs and says...

"They blow up so fast, don't they?"



War Hero
Two muslim women go into Millets to buy a rucksack. trying one on, one of them looks at the other and says "does my bomb look big in this?" I thank you....
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