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This duck walks into a bar...

Shakey

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A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any bread?"

Barman: "No."

Duck: "Got any bread?"

Barman: "No."

Duck: "Got any bread?"

Barman: "No, we have no bread."

Duck: "Got any bread?"

Barman: "No, we haven't got any ******* bread. This is a pub not a bakers."

Duck: "Got any bread?"

Barman: "No, are you ******* deaf or daft? We haven't got any ******* bread, ask me again and I'll nail your ******* beak to the bar you irritating little ****."

(Pause)

Duck: "Got any nails?"

Barman:"No"

(Pause)

Duck: "Got any bread?
 
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