This duck walks into a bar...

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  1. A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any bread?"

    Barman: "No."

    Duck: "Got any bread?"

    Barman: "No."

    Duck: "Got any bread?"

    Barman: "No, we have no bread."

    Duck: "Got any bread?"

    Barman: "No, we haven't got any fucking bread. This is a pub not a bakers."

    Duck: "Got any bread?"

    Barman: "No, are you fucking deaf or daft? We haven't got any fucking bread, ask me again and I'll nail your fucking beak to the bar you irritating little cunt."

    (Pause)

    Duck: "Got any nails?"

    Barman:"No"

    (Pause)

    Duck: "Got any bread?
     
  2. :D :D quality
     
  3. Old, brilliant, and very, very hard to tell.

    But still brilliant.
     
  4. Any joke with a duck in it is worth a laugh. Love it!
     

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