Thinking about Popes

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  1. Thinking about Popes,anyone know how the Pope of Gozo is these days?:thumbup:
  2. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Jesse, i have no fucking idea what you are on about, but i knew a charming girl whose surname was Pope.

    She was extremely adept at playing the rusty trombone. I'm clutching my tinkle just thinking about her.
  3. Was hoping that Italian guy Socolio would get it. We'd have had Pope Secolio. Thirst quenching and infallible...Geddit..:angel10:
  4. :director:Oh dear I'll have to explain. Before Dom Mintoff we were in and out of Malta like fiddlers elbows. Back then Malta was a very extreem Catholic Island, with clocks set at different times to confuse the devil and folk listing to port so the devil could not ride on their shoulder to mention just two superstitions.:angel7: Now Jolly Jack tar latched onto this and created a mythical character from the nearby Isle of Gozo "The Pope of Gozo" Whom Jack called on in times of stress as in "Fuck the Pope of Gozo.":1:Here endith the first lesson.I'm starting to feel my age8)
  5. [h=5]Since the Argentinians refuse to call the Falkland Islands by their correct name in order to raise tensions, I reckon the British should refer to the new leader of the Catholic church as Pope Belgrano.[/h]
    Stolen from elsewhere.
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  6. Bog graffiti seen in Wellington Barracks:

  7. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    I've come up with "The fuck Pope".

    Spill the beans then 2DD, has he been a bit of a lad?
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  8. After you with the Pope
  9. What the fuck you on about are you voting to fuck with the pope? He is hard you know for an old guy
  10. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    I saw some graffiti there in the karzi. It said "Stick cock through hole".

    So they have a bit of a problem with contraception but are quite happy to have Viagra? I'm outraged.

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