Thingy gets tazered for being naughty

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  1. Serves him right, he didn't have a cock
  2. Three thick thugs....their community should be ashamed to employ them as officers of the law
    The level of response was totally inappropriate

    Just my 2d worth
  3. Damn, I can't see myself getting effeminated.
  4. Yea...perhaps they should have beaten him to a pulp instead.... :roll:
  5. I've just seen it. You're right, he's got a micropenis!

    Well I think he deserved what he got. I mean, how dare he excite all those females sporting cameras!

    Sorry to disappoint Ja5on, but were Thingy as slim as Wizard he'd be a very happy thing! :p :wink:
  6. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Tazers are for winners. The rozzers should be able to use these things on chavs and pikies just for the hell of it. If they squirted some water on them first it would make the end result more interesting.
  7. So what would you have done then!
  8. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    My bold. You say it like it's a bad thing.
  9. I prefer the cattle prod.
  10. I used to use one of them in the chat room. When RR had members that went in the chat room that is.
  11. I used it on the ex wife when I wanted sex/food. :)
  12. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Cattle prods are for those just beginning a career in S & M. What these low lifes need is their heads being beaten flat by a GS shovel and then petrol chucked on with a flame to follow. After the resulting flambe, an application of boots to the knackers is called for. Then, crocodile clips to the scrotum and electricity being supplied via the national grid. Once grilled to perfection, they should be fed into a wood chipper feet first and the resulting mince should be fed to gerbils.

    Time consuming, but well worth the hassle.
  13. Can I be your wingman ?. :twisted:
  14. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Why not? It will be a welcome change from rohypnol.

  15. Hurrah!! Ron Jeremy has arisen from the dead :lol: Though I'm surprised that Ron would admit to being in the RNA!
  16. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Ron Jeremy? Are you referring to the tashed, beer bellied, well hung dwarf lothario of porn or am i missing something here?

    As to the RNA club i'm a member of, they are a cracking bunch and made a pongo very welcome. The crack there is good. It's like being back in the pigs bar at times. At least the vast majority there have served, unlike most of the members of my local British Legion who are civvie chav cnuts whose only experience of the Military is whacking off to Band of Brothers and Ultimate Farce.
  17. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

  18. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    I like the cut of his gib. He sounds like the sort of chap who keeps a pad of cotton wool doused in chloroform handy for those surprise moments at isolated bus stops. I am not he. This man is a genius.
  19. I prefer to keep them chained in the cellar, on a lard drip. I keep them alive for as long as I need to, using their bodies, making them my slaves and abusing them and when they have crossed the pain barrier and no longer care, I harvest their living organs over the course of a few months :twisted:

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