Things you would pay a million quid to do.

jjp23

Lantern Swinger
#8
2_deck_dash said:
jjp23 said:
Have you still got the fetish for her? I thought you would be over that by now.
Mate, the fetish won't be gone until I have her jawbone as a souvenir.
Nice, i daren't say i want to smash her hoop for a million incase your obsession forces you to kill me.

I would pay a million for a week long sex session with lady gaga. I bet she is some sort of sex crazed animal in the sack.
 
#10
jjp23 said:
2_deck_dash said:
jjp23 said:
Have you still got the fetish for her? I thought you would be over that by now.
Mate, the fetish won't be gone until I have her jawbone as a souvenir.
Nice, i daren't say i want to smash her hoop for a million incase your obsession forces you to kill me.

I would pay a million for a week long sex session with lady gaga. I bet she is some sort of sex crazed animal in the sack.
Well I didn't think it was that great. Fuckin slack :wink:
 
#12
Sorry to break this to ya... but Una's farts are widely available theres a wee souvenier shop in here home county off tipperary where they sell here farts for a good price... only thing is you dont get 2 sniff them personally from her arse only from a jam jar that she's captured them in :( ... a good watery sunday morning fart can fetch 100 euros which is about 80 quid i think... worth checkin it out boy... :)
 
#13
PaDDYtheIRISHsailor said:
Sorry to break this to ya... but Una's farts are widely available theres a wee souvenier shop in here home county off tipperary where they sell here farts for a good price... only thing is you dont get 2 sniff them personally from her arse only from a jam jar that she's captured them in :( ... a good watery sunday morning fart can fetch 100 euros which is about 80 quid i think... worth checkin it out boy... :)
If this is the same place that was offering her toenail clippings and used bath water then it's a scam, unfortunately.

Turns out it's just a couple of guys in Nigeria selling their own toenail clippings and bath water and passing it off as Una's. It cost me a lot of money to find that out unfortunately.
 
#14
2_deck_dash said:
PaDDYtheIRISHsailor said:
Sorry to break this to ya... but Una's farts are widely available theres a wee souvenier shop in here home county off tipperary where they sell here farts for a good price... only thing is you dont get 2 sniff them personally from her arse only from a jam jar that she's captured them in :( ... a good watery sunday morning fart can fetch 100 euros which is about 80 quid i think... worth checkin it out boy... :)
If this is the same place that was offering her toenail clippings and used bath water then it's a scam, unfortunately.

Turns out it's just a couple of guys in Nigeria selling their own toenail clippings and bath water and passing it off as Una's. It cost me a lot of money to find that out unfortunately.
Sniff Sniff :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
 
#15
Well if i've just spend eighty quid on a fat nigerians fart i'm the fool... cant beleive that i've been wanking over that jam jar for months now.. I knew in the back off my mind that it cud'nt really be Una's fart she at least would have had the decency to include a little sumthin extra like a dingle berry for that price.... I'M A DAMN FOOL
 
#16
PaDDYtheIRISHsailor said:
Well if i've just spend eighty quid on a fat nigerians fart i'm the fool... cant beleive that i've been wanking over that jam jar for months now.. I knew in the back off my mind that it cud'nt really be Una's fart she at least would have had the decency to include a little sumthin extra like a dingle berry for that price.... I'M A DAMN FOOL
Don't be so hard on yourself mate, many of us fell into the same trap.

Imagine how I felt as I downed another pint of a Nigerian man's bath water whilst chewing on the toenails that I paid £300 for. :cry:
 
#18
2_deck_dash ye suppose your right you really did get the short straw.. atleast i did'nt physically consume that toxic nigerian fart.. i really wanted to open it and stiff it but thank god i kept it contained all cus i did'nt want to waste the (So-called fart of dreams) fart you know what i mean its like when you open an easter egg and you no its gone forever... anyways if you did'nt tell it would have been a case off what "i dont know, wont hurt me" i think we shud keep it quiet and not break any1 else's dream...
 
#19
To get in a ufc cage with George Bush, I could uleash my horrible twisted nature and take great pleasure destroying him for starting wars with no apparent reason
 
#20
D-runner said:
To get in a ufc cage with George Bush, I could uleash my horrible twisted nature and take great pleasure destroying him for starting wars with no apparent reason
I'd rather get in a KFC cage with Kate Bush, throw in a bottle or two of decent glop. :roll: :wink:
Forget the Violence, make love not war :D :wink:
Leave the rest to RR's Cyber Hard men :twisted: :lol:
 
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