Things that p**s you off - post your rants

[Dredd]

Don't hide the front door key under the flower pot as he knows to look their first!

Does he know about the mat though?

 

[Sumo]

Does he know about the mat though?

Sssshhhhh

 

[Chris P]

Does he know about the mat though?

Or the string in the letter box...........do you have letter boxes or mail boxes at the front gate or like us - the postie doesn't come here we have to have a Post Office box and I've got the key!!?

 

[SONAR-BENDER]

I hide my keys with such great cunningness that I forget all about them, finding them years later while carrying out an unrelated task!

 

[Sumo]

I hide my keys with such great cunningness that I forget all about them, finding them years later while carrying out an unrelated task!

Sober on both occasions?

 

[SONAR-BENDER]

Sober on both occasions?

Must be - I know where the current set are hidden!

 

[taffscrivs]

People that don't get their priorities right.
Woman on Midlands ITV this morning, (we can get both Midlands and Welsh here) bleating that she has four school age kids that are fighting over one laptop as she can't afford to buy another one.
This family live about 200 yards from me in a house owned by a friend of mine.
They pay £820 a month rent, have an almost new car on lease, had a hot tub on rental all last summer and over Christmas had the whole property lit up like a fecking fairground. But they can't afford another laptop? If she reigned in their lifestyle a bit she could afford another two. The one I'm using now is a refurbished HP elitebook bought off ebay for 130 quid, brilliant piece of kit and as good as she would ever need for her kids to use for school work. Folk like her need to look at their lifesyles. If they think the kids' education is that impotant, bin all the fripperies and use their money more wisely instead of whingeing on the telly.

 

[Alfacharlie]

People that don't get their priorities right.
Woman on Midlands ITV this morning, (we can get both Midlands and Welsh here) bleating that she has four school age kids that are fighting over one laptop as she can't afford to buy another one.
This family live about 200 yards from me in a house owned by a friend of mine.
They pay £820 a month rent, have an almost new car on lease, had a hot tub on rental all last summer and over Christmas had the whole property lit up like a fecking fairground. But they can't afford another laptop? If she reigned in their lifestyle a bit she could afford another two. The one I'm using now is a refurbished HP elitebook bought off ebay for 130 quid, brilliant piece of kit and as good as she would ever need for her kids to use for school work. Folk like her need to look at their lifesyles. If they think the kids' education is that impotant, bin all the fripperies and use their money more wisely instead of whingeing on the telly.

I seen that. Even Mrs AC said ‘Tough shit’.

 

[cjg375]

People that don't get their priorities right.
Woman on Midlands ITV this morning, (we can get both Midlands and Welsh here) bleating that she has four school age kids that are fighting over one laptop as she can't afford to buy another one.
This family live about 200 yards from me in a house owned by a friend of mine.
They pay £820 a month rent, have an almost new car on lease, had a hot tub on rental all last summer and over Christmas had the whole property lit up like a fecking fairground. But they can't afford another laptop? If she reigned in their lifestyle a bit she could afford another two. The one I'm using now is a refurbished HP elitebook bought off ebay for 130 quid, brilliant piece of kit and as good as she would ever need for her kids to use for school work. Folk like her need to look at their lifesyles. If they think the kids' education is that impotant, bin all the fripperies and use their money more wisely instead of whingeing on the telly.

It’s so much easier for them to spend like crazy and then complain the government isn’t doing enough so they get them free off the state. And the bloody media will happily cooperate with as it helps their government bashing.