Things that p**s you off - post your rants

Sumo

War Hero
^Delhi Belly?

Oh dear - Shame about the missed Panto but never mind, keeping in the spirit of the season try this instead -

Leave the Heads door open next time you have to go through your motions & detail the OH off to shout loudly:
"Look Behind You!'
Apparently not amused, due fragrant aroma o_O
 

fishhead

War Hero
We're at that time of year when the Luvvies and their followers compile lists of who should get the glittering prizes such as an Oscar or a Bafta and who should be sent away to try harder. This has always courted a little controversy as we all enjoy different things but now apparently no list of nominees can be taken seriously if it does not include a female or a coloured person,preferably both.
Merit, it seems, has to take a back seat as long as all the boxes are ticked for diversity. The BBC have been boring me recently moaning about the lack of diversity in the Bafta and Oscar nominations declaring,almost with a sneer that they included mostly white people and what is even worse many of them where men. Since when did being a white male render you underserving of any film honours?
I am aware the BBC has a feminist agenda coupled with a need to include coloured people in every production but I thought they were there to represent the whole population in equal measure rather than certain elements.
 

Alfacharlie

War Hero
Fully concur.

On the news earlier, some tit said “the oscars are nominated males, nominated by males and watched by males”. (Or something like that).

Obviously it was a student girl.

Probably a vegan too.
 

SONAR-BENDER

War Hero
There were also no Oriental people nominated.

These 'awards' are supposed to be for the top people in their respective fields. Possibly, just possibly there are few or no contenders from diverse background that fulfil the criteria.

That said there is black girl from London nominated.
 

Stirlin

War Hero
KitKats were invented in York in 1935 and 17 billion are now eaten globally every year , the stench of chocolate is wonderfull but storm Brendan has switched the wind round so said stench is now on its way to Leeds.
 

Sumo

War Hero
KitKats were invented in York in 1935 and 17 billion are now eaten globally every year , the stench of chocolate is wonderfull but storm Brendan has switched the wind round so said stench is now on its way to Leeds.
Where it belongs ;)
 

Sumo

War Hero
There were also no Oriental people nominated.

These 'awards' are supposed to be for the top people in their respective fields. Possibly, just possibly there are few or no contenders from diverse background that fulfil the criteria.

That said there is black girl from London nominated.
Don't see many fat nominees, sizest twats.
 

Stirlin

War Hero
We're at that time of year when the Luvvies and their followers compile lists of who should get the glittering prizes such as an Oscar or a Bafta and who should be sent away to try harder. This ........but I thought they were there to represent the whole population in equal measure rather than certain elements.
Advertising industry take a bow , apart from Sanjiv Bakshar you very rarely see any asians in TV adverts , given that they far outnumber the AC population this is not a true reflection of this country. Since Harry pulled Megan they have gone overboard with mixed race couples in the ad's , any asians ?....nope it is always AC male and white woman. I would go as far as to say if any alien landed and watched commercial TV he would be convinced the population of this country is split 50/50 white and black.

Sport and the music industry have no problem as they have high achievers who get the gongs they deserve , case in point the recent SPOTY awards were dominated by AC male and female candidates top in their respective fields.
Yep , it's the luvvies and all thier hangers on , although he was joking Gervais at the FPA awards called them people who have not got a clue about the real world , existing as they do in their air conditioned bubbles.
 

SONAR-BENDER

War Hero
Advertising industry take a bow , apart from Sanjiv Bakshar you very rarely see any asians in TV adverts , given that they far outnumber the AC population this is not a true reflection of this country. Since Harry pulled Megan they have gone overboard with mixed race couples in the ad's , any asians ?....nope it is always AC male and white woman. I would go as far as to say if any alien landed and watched commercial TV he would be convinced the population of this country is split 50/50 white and black.

Sport and the music industry have no problem as they have high achievers who get the gongs they deserve , case in point the recent SPOTY awards were dominated by AC male and female candidates top in their respective fields.
Yep , it's the luvvies and all thier hangers on , although he was joking Gervais at the FPA awards called them people who have not got a clue about the real world , existing as they do in their air conditioned bubbles.
I thought it was just me that had spotted the over zealous PCness in the ads. There is actually one that has the full 'spectrum' in it, including a 'token' oriental.

Mind you, we don't know how those advert families 'identify', do we............

It's all gone mad.
 

taffscrivs

War Hero
PCness gone mad are the couple of ads, one for a car one for a bed, featuring; wait for it, LESBIANS!
Feckin' hell, we'll have a pair of poofters advertising furniture polish or oven cleaner next!
What's happened to normal? The world has gone crazy...
 

BillyNoMates

War Hero
Press release on behalf of the V.L.F.
(Vegetable Liberation Force).

There has been much said about the practice of eating meat and its effects on the planet, the climate and the health of all mankind. There are radical elements within the vegetarian/vegan community who choose to commit acts of criminality whereby they invade farms, facilities and organisations and liberate all the delicious, tasty livestock as a way of protesting carnivorous man's inhumanity to sausages, burgers, t-bone steaks and many other forms of edible scrumptiousness.
We, of the VLF are therefore calling all our satellite organisations to task and are issuing a nationwide command to strike back in the name of meat!
Members of the P. L. O. (Potato Liberation Organisation), B. B. C. (Broad Bean Collective), C. I. A. (Carrot Intelligence Agency), I. T. V. (International Turnip Volunteers), R. F. A. (Radish Freedom Army), S. A. S. (Special Asparagus Service) and every other organisation dedicated to the belief that vegetables should be allowed self determination and the absolute right to freedom should now strike back at farms, greenhouses and allotments and dig up these prisoners of the soil!
Set them free!
Let potatoes roll down the road and choose heir own destiny! Carrots do not belong in cakes! They should be permitted to live a full and satisfying life!
Asparagus is cut down mercilessly with sharp knives...... a cruel way to die.
So, fellow meat eaters - join together and let us make those that try to brainwash us into thinking that a hog roast is an inhuman practice just what it is like to have all their root vegetables suddenly liberated and released to live a long and peaceful existence without the fear of being boiled alive!
Get your shovels, spades and trowels out because this weekend we shall unite as one and:

"SET THOSE VEGETABLES FREE!"

BillyNoGreens (Commander V. L. F.)

*Note*
The O. F. F. (Onion Freedom Front) is to stand down from this order as burgers are crap without a few fried in lard.
 
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taffscrivs

War Hero
Trevor Nelson and his poxy 'Rhythym Nation' show on Radio 2. What a pile of shit.
In fact Radio 2 is pretty crap all round nowadays. It was always the station that catered for
the 'more mature' listener, but now it seems to be a dumping ground for 2nd rate D.J's
who aren't good enough to present shows on Radio 1. All the good shows have disappeared
and now we're left with some right shite. Bring back Alex Lester!
 

Alfacharlie

War Hero
Trevor Nelson and his poxy 'Rhythym Nation' show on Radio 2. What a pile of shit.
In fact Radio 2 is pretty crap all round nowadays. It was always the station that catered for
the 'more mature' listener, but now it seems to be a dumping ground for 2nd rate D.J's
who aren't good enough to present shows on Radio 1. All the good shows have disappeared
and now we're left with some right shite. Bring back Alex Lester!
Steve Wright is a twat too! Especially’Sunday Morning Love Mongs’.
Utter filth.
 

Taztiff

War Hero
Trevor Nelson and his poxy 'Rhythym Nation' show on Radio 2. What a pile of shit.
In fact Radio 2 is pretty crap all round nowadays. It was always the station that catered for
the 'more mature' listener, but now it seems to be a dumping ground for 2nd rate D.J's
who aren't good enough to present shows on Radio 1. All the good shows have disappeared
and now we're left with some right shite. Bring back Alex Lester!
I'd say bring back Tommy Vance but I think he might be a bit decomposed by now.
 

taffscrivs

War Hero
I think you mean Sarah Cox, Knotty. Agreed, she's a bit full of herself. Jo Whiley plays some weird stuff as well.
Gary Davies is as big a tosser as he was in the Eighties.
Whispering Bob and Johnnie Walker have got to be the best.
 
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