Things I hate...

Rumrat

War Hero
**** forgot to put the cover on my mushroom soup in the micro.
Just opened the door and it looks similar to the last bukkake session I attended.
 

Sharkey

War Hero
Bastard pigeons.

They are like normal ones but this one has just fallen down my chimney and into a blocked-off fire place, thus earning the prefix.

The locals here used that method of chimney sweeping, get a bird tie a rope to its leg stuff it down the chimney, flapped and squawked all the way down drag it back hey presto chimney swept
 

Rumrat

War Hero
The locals here used that method of chimney sweeping, get a bird tie a rope to its leg stuff it down the chimney, flapped and squawked all the way down drag it back hey presto chimney swept

Freddie West also used this method but I believe the rope broke.
 
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