Things I hate...


Lantern Swinger
Book Reviewer
... in need of a rant.

People who let their dogs shit in my street (or anywhere for that matter) without cleaning up after them. If I catch one of those fcukers they will be wearing their dogs shit as a hat.

People who spit in the street without good reason (eg swallowing a fly)

Those fcuking meerkat adverts, and anyone who thinks they are funny. They are vacuous and so are you. If in addition you enjoy that fat turd singing in the Go Compare adverts you are undoubtedly a cnut.

Dale Winton.

Anything written in the Guardian, what a load of ill informed leftie pish.

Scottish Socialists and Nationalists, anyone who thinks that in a country where everyone is in the public sector or on the dole we could go it alone is living in a deluded fantasy world.

The X-factor, everyone in it, everyone who watches it and all the shite in the papers about Cheryl Cole. Don't get me wrong, I would not kick her out of bed for eating toast, but I don't give a crap if she has just bought new shoes.

Wayne Rooney, if ever there was an advert for all the things that money cannot buy it must be this chimp.

People who comment on casualties from Iraq and Afghanistan and say "they joined the forces, they should have expected to die or be blown up" thank fcuk I only hear these people on the radio or on press forums, anyone who holds such a fcuked up opinion deserves a thorough beating and then forced emigration to Somalia / Zimabawe / North Korea.

Rant over for the moment (that feels much better) :)
Fcukwit idiot men who drive like their arse is on fire.

People who have never mastered the use of the phrases, thank you and please.

Small children who bite me.

Headless mice in the downstairs loo before I have put my slippers on in the morning.

I think that is it for now, but I have the afternoon free to think about it!


Driving while using a non 'hands free' mobile phone

Matelots who continue to avoid either their leadership courses or fitness tests due to apparently being 'medically downgraded'.


War Hero
Agree with all of the above, especially Sol's suggestion, those self service things are utter shite.

No matter how many times I have my day ruined by these things I always go back for more, there is something in my head that just says, ''go on, look at the size of that queue, use the self checkout, it will be much quicker.''

20 minutes later everyone else in the store has paid for their stuff and left, while I am stood there banging my head against the thing while I wait for Ranjeet (or more commonly now, Mikhail) the 'Self Service Supervisor' to come and put in his magic code because the machine has fcuked up or it needs validation because I am buying booze.

That's another fcuking thing, why does Tesco employ children who can't sell me booze? That fcuks me right off, you've been queuing for hours, you finally get all your stuff loaded onto the conveyor belt, then you have to wait another 10 minutes while some moon crater faced 14 year old rings up their supervisor because they aren't mature enough to determine whether you are over 18 or not.
Roundabouts.Especially mini roundabouts.What is it with this country and the fcukin obsession with sticking a fcukin roundabout where you couldn't drive round it if you were on a fcukin push bike let alone in a car.
And as for all the cnuts who dont know how to use a roundabout , I'd just love to rip their livers out with a pair of mole grips.
Not that I get agitated whilst driving you understand. :lol:

And concur with 2DD re Tesco's.Even better in my local co op the girl just shouts "alchohol"at the top of her voice so that every one turns round and looks at the piss head buying his wine.


War Hero
Having to occasionally venture into the chav infested shithole that is Rhyl

White people who think they're black

People who don't know the difference between lending and borrowing

People who use the word 'sleeps' instead of 'days'

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