The_Caretaker
War Hero

Two men are robbing a hotel.
"I hear sirens. Jump!" says the first one.
"But we're on the 13th floor!" his fellow thief replies.
"This is no time to be superstitious!"
"I hear sirens. Jump!" says the first one.
"But we're on the 13th floor!" his fellow thief replies.
"This is no time to be superstitious!"