Whilst going to get my paper today, and wondering how many more hours in the pub I'll spend during my weeks leave, I noticed a new shop had sprung up just off the high street. Noticing the word "Game" on the sign I thought I'd have a closer look and see if I could pick up a new game for my 360. It's a fcuking Games Workshop, only it isn't, it's GAMES FRONTIER. On peering inside, I saw three middle aged men, two with ponytails, one bald with a big pointy death metal goatee, gathered around a table painting models of goblins. Goatee geek was also wearing multicam head to toe, the others were wearing massive oversized black polo shirts with wizards on the front. I had heard a rumour that these people exist, but never before had I clapped eyes on these godless creatures; now here they are in my fcuking community. They must be purged from society, the question is, how?