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They wonder why we call them Pongos.....

wal

Lantern Swinger
"Where the army goes the pong goes"

I'm not prejudiced, some of my best friends were in the army.
 

wal

Lantern Swinger
You know the routine, Rummers. Anything on four and most on two and a pulse is a bonus.
 

Dredd

War Hero
Super Moderator
You missed an opportunity wal, but I've fixed it for you . . .

"Where the army goes the pong goes"

I'm not prejudiced, some of my best friends know people who were in the army.
 

WreckerL

War Hero
Super Moderator
I caught scabies from a slapper in Faslane once, yet another fine night out in the Imps !!
 

Sharkey

Banned
Did I ever tell you about my last night in the Imps, battered a room full of jocks with one hand behind my back, think I told Witts and Finks
 
U

uncle_ho

Guest
Judging by the comments on the Mail page, Scabies is nothing new to the armed forces;

. I caught scabies whilst in the Royal Marines based at the RM Barracks in Eastney Portsmouth in 1954. It was like an itchy living hell and was brought about from a set of blankets issued to me by a lazy bedding store clerk.

Read more: Queen's Guards invaded... by a scabies outbreak: Military exercises in Germany blamed as dozens are hit by skin disease | Mail Online
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Seadog

War Hero
Moderator
From the OP's link:

A Ministry of Defence investigation is focusing on the guardsmen’s movements in the weeks leading up to the outbreak.

Who have thought that there would be weeks worth of movements hanging about waiting to be investigated?
Dirty bastards.

Stupid paddle bashers!

rumdownmythroat, your efforts in Lil's (not my usual stomping ground) are no better than those in more serious threads. You are ceasing to entertain and thereby ceasing to save your user name from cyber oblivion.
 
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