They walk among us!

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THEY WALK AMONG US


I was at the checkout of a Kmart. The clerk rang up $46.64
charge. I gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.
64.

I gave it back to her and told her that she had made a mistake
in MY favor and gave her the money back. She became indignant
and informed me she was educated and knew what she was doing
and returned the money again. I gave her the money back
again... same scenario! I departed the store with the $46.64.

This happened in Austin at MoPac Blvd and Parmer Lane.

They Walk Among Us!

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I walked into a Mickey D's with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon
for a sandwich. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at
a little chalkboard that said 'buy one-get one free.' 'They're
already buy-one-get-one-free', she said, 'so I guess they're
both fre e.' She handed me my free sandwiches and I walked out
the door.

They Walk Among Us!

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One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when one
Of them shouted, 'Look at that dead bird!' Someone looked up at
the sky and said, 'Where?'

They Walk Among Us!

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While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate
agent which direction was north because, he explained, he
didn't want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked,
'Does the sun rise in the north?' When my brother explained
that the sun rises in the east, and has for sometime, she shook
her head and said, 'Oh I don't keep up with that stuff.'

They Walk Among Us!!

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I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One
day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the
call center was open. I told him, 'The number you dialed is
open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week' He responded, 'Is that
Eastern or Pacific time?' Wanting to end the call quickly, I
said, 'Uh, Pacific . '

They Walk Among Us!

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My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut
through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the
trunk.

They Walk Among Us!

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My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases
were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2
cases. The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20%
discount.

They Walk Among Us!

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I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I
went To the lost luggage office and told the woman there that
my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry
because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands.
'Now,' she asked me, has your plane arrived yet?'

They Walk Among Us!

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While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a
small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked
him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought
about it for some time before responding. 'Just cut it into 4
pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.'

Yep, They Walk Among Us!

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They walk among us, AND they reproduce, and, worst of all, They
VOTE !
 

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