they say.

"a few honest men is better than numbers"
"the beatings will continue untill morale improves"
"this is the right way to waste money"
"pale Ebenezer though it wrong to fight, But roaring Bill, who killed him thought it right.
"everyone wants peace, and they will fight the most terrible war to get it"
"the easiest and quickest path into the esteem of traditional military authorities is by appeal to the eye, rather than to the mind. The 'polish and pipeclay' school is not yet extinct, and it is easier for the mediocre intelligence to become an authority on buttons, than on tatics"
"the purpose of war is not to die for your country. The purpose of war is to ensure the other guy dies for his"
"a wicked mind is a weapon of mass distruction"
"the number of medals on an officers breast varies in inverse proportion to the square of the distance of his duty to the front line"
"anyone sitting on a bus after the age of thirty should concider themself a failure"
"it is only a worthless man who seeks to excuse the deterioration of his character by pleading neglect in his early years"
"they say hard work never hurt anyone, but I figured why take the chance"
"works well under constant supervision"
"he has the wisdom of youth and the energy of old age"
"this officer is depriving a village somewhere of its idiot"
"he would be out of his depth in a car park puddle"
"has had more money than sence since he was a paper boy"
"this young man has delusions of adequacy"
"since my last report he has hit rock bottom, and started to dig"
"she sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achive them"
"his men would follow him anywhere, but only out of curiosity"
"only the brave deserve the fair"