This may have been done elsewhere but I've not seen it. What about those gross but hillarious things that have happened that you think 'there's nothing worse than'! They must be funny though! Here's one to get us started... There's nothing worse than......getting a turd in the hood of your foul weather jacket when you're on a Paint Cat doing the ship's side. Even after the Buffer masked the door up and the QM piped, fwd heads out of bounds............twice!!!!