There's Nothing Worse Than...........

[Two of the Right]

This may have been done elsewhere but I've not seen it.

What about those gross but hillarious things that have happened that you think 'there's nothing worse than'!

They must be funny though!

Here's one to get us started...

There's nothing worse than......getting a turd in the hood of your foul weather jacket when you're on a Paint Cat doing the ship's side. Even after the Buffer masked the door up and the QM piped, fwd heads out of bounds............twice!!!!

 

[WreckerL]

Busting for a crap, getting relieved on watch, legging it to the heads, overalls down, dump complete and then realising your ovies were in the way and you've just shat in them.

Only did it the once mind, lesson learnt

 

[Deleted 2913]

Same scenario as Wrecker but getting it in to the pan only to hear the gurgle and not move quick enough to have your deposit spat back at you as the system backs up.

 

[SONAR-BENDER]

OK enough already. 'two of the right' is writing a book and stealing all our dits. Starting with the Naval Comparison' thread and now this.


Please send my £5 to charity.

 

[slim]

Letting rip a mega fart and realising that you have followed through while wearing white jeans.
Never happened to me, I witnessed it in the Lennox.

 

[Joint_Force_Harrier]

Working in the back of a seaking and locating a freight floor ring bolt with your knee cap

 

[BillyNoMates]

OK enough already. 'two of the right' is writing a book and stealing all our dits. Starting with the Naval Comparison' thread and now this.


Please send my £5 to charity.

Then he/she can have this horrible one:

There's nowt worse than fingering your sister up the bum and when you pull your finger out, your dads wedding ring is on it.

 

[dapperdunn]

Having a shit in the Fwd heads of a Leander during a bit of roughers. Every time the bow goes down, everyone's shit comes shooting up through your legs.

Or shitting in your beret, as its fallen out of the back of your 8/4's trousers and you've not noticed.

 

[dapperdunn]

Throwing up in the stew when hung over and its rough up top.

'It'll be alright lad, just stir it in'!

 

[BillyNoMates]

Trapping in Singapore. Nothing worse than pulling a local, shoving your hand in her nickers and getting a hard on that wasn't yours.

 

[Two of the Right]

OK enough already. 'two of the right' is writing a book and stealing all our dits. Starting with the Naval Comparison' thread and now this.

Please send my £5 to charity.

Nah, just reminiscing about the good old days!

 

[Two of the Right]

Having a blowout in your starboard flipflop at the top of the mess ladder, then landing at the bottom in a heap with yer legs in the air and your towel round your neck........ouch!!! Much to the amusement of your Oppo's

 

[slim]

Having a blowout in your starboard flipflop at the top of the mess ladder, then landing at the bottom in a heap with yer legs in the air and your towel round your neck........ouch!!! Much to the amusement of your Oppo's

And the lady sailors in the new navy

 

[taffscrivs]

Pissed up, in the bus station, taking a sly slash alongside a bus. Bus pulls away, to reveal a gang of old ladies in the bus shelter opposite getting a grandstand view!