There was an Ewok in the Post Office today

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  1. True story
  2. Buying a Postal Order or posting its Crimbo cards :?:
  3. Which one :?:
  4. Good point, they all look the same to me, furry little gits
  5. Probably sending a Chrimbo card to a galaxy far far away.
  6. It was just a strange, furry little creature wearing an anorak with the hood up and toddling along making weird little chuntering noises. It came up to my waist and in flats, I am only 5'4"!

    It made the rather tedious queue more entertaining at least :p
  7. Furry creature in an anorak? making weird noises?

    Sounds like a pissed Pongo :D :wink:

    Edited to say.....especially if it came up your waist, its usually the leg though. :wink: :roll:
  8. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Horny little bastids... :twisted:

  9. LMFAO! Ewok Porn
  10. :? Which PO ?

    Is it on tour of the UK?

  11. No doubt it was moonlightighting from the cast of S. White & the Sevens.

    ie...... :wav:
  12. Loving the Ewok porn SBP, I didn't know that you'd shown your fat hairy little arrse in any movies...

    A brave move considering the big black stud in the room ;) :twisted: :p
  13. Get away ! You can't say that about Roger Moore !! :p
  14. I was in the post office today and every fcuker was staring at me. Not sure if it was my height or my sh1t anorak??

    Nosey fcuks.
  15. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Maybe it was the stocking over your head and the 12 bore you were holding?

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