THERE IS A FERKING GOD! (and he's not Tommy Sheridan)

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  1. Up here in Jockistan we have more than our fair share of extrene left wing juan-kerrs.


    His missus is a bit of a looker albeit thick as pigshit. no doubt the "i'll-support-tommy-for-ever" shit will get binned and she'll be looking for a podjer after a few months. Hopefully that'll totally destroy the c*nt and drive him to suicide.

    Sorry for the rant but having met the tw@ this makes me very happy.
  2. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator


    Dopey cnut believed his own hype, tabloids dont run "fcuk your life" stories without running them past their lawyers, yep, they exagerate and big it up just a tadge, but....

    Dumb cnut. If there's a drop of truth in it dont go to court, certainly dont go to court and then swing your dick because you won round one, bury your head and get on with it, weather the storm. You wont win the war.
  3. Seadog

    Seadog War Hero Moderator

    For sale; one industrial sun bed. Or will swap for 25 litres of KY jelly or five years supply of soap on a rope. Contact; Tommy Sheridan........

    For those fluent in Weegie:

    Tommy Sheridan left his bag in the court on Thursday and didn't realise his loss until he was back at Chateau Sheridan. While his chef prepared dinner and the maid set the table, Comrade Tommy got the chauffeur to drive him back to court. It was closed but after a never give up battering of the door, the cleaning lady appears and opens the door.

    Comrade Tommy says to her; 'I've come fur ma holdall.'
    'Och Tommy' she says bashfully. 'Huz yer cock no got ye intae enough trouble awready?'

    Disney are making a film of Tommy Sheridan's life. Working title is:
    The Lion Cnut.

    Boom tish.

    Comrade Tommy's rise and downfall paints a picture of a socialist gobshite who wasn't nearly as bright and revered as he thought he was. A working class hero isn't something to be when you're a lying toad.
  4. Is that you with your moderate head on again Seadog? 8O
    Happy New Year. :lol:

  5. Puuuuurfict! Oh joy! 8) :D
  6. What a Crizzy box for all those bewildered who supported the 'wee s*ite'
  7. I wonder what Finky's opinion on all this will be.............? :wink:
  8. Two things trouble me about this:

    1. What caused the PF to desert so many of the charges ( including ALL those levelled at Mrs Sheridan)?

    2. A defeat for Tommy Sheridan means a success for News International. I see Murdoch as a bigger problem than Sheridan, and for that reason, would have preferred a different outcome.
  9. He will probably quote that other failed and totally misunderstood and betrayed by the Labour movement 'very left of centre' militant toss pot, Derek Hatton....same shite different bucket (or should I say, accent) :D
  10. March 2011 at Barlinnie Prison, prisoner 44563 Sheridan T, enters his cell to see Chopper McGurk sitting on the only chair.

    Chopper asks, do you want a game of mummy's and daddy's Tom boy?
    Teflon Tom takes one look at him and states "no way" .
    Chopper sharpens his chib and asks again, do you want to be mummy or daddy?

    Tommo figures it will be easier to give than take, so volunteers to be daddy.

    Good boy, say's Chopper - COME AND SIT ON MUMMY'S C**K.
    :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:

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