There 'aint 'arf been some crabby bas**rds

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  1. The Great Unwashed.
    There used to be a term used in the RN of which very little is heard nowadays. That term is "crabby".
    Now I realise that modern 21st century ships and submarines are much more geared up to
    keeping their crews all clean and smelling nice, but there was a time when even though ships
    and boats had showers, wash basins and Chinese Laundries - there was occasionally the
    odd member of the Ships Company who...shall we say was a little "shower shy" or had a dislike
    to soap, water, toothpaste, ironing, clean socks etc. Perhaps some of you may have shared a
    Messdeck with such a creature?
    As I was (for the most part), a sun dodging tramp....well Terms and Conditions apply, but I did once
    have the misfortune to share a 4-man Mess with a four-eyed, ginger matelot who as far as I can
    recall for his entire stay in my mess, hardly set foot in the fu**ing bathroom and absolutely never,
    ever-ever changed the sheets or pillowcases on his pit until I threw it all out of the window of the
    old Boscawen Block in Drake. He was always in the shit and eventually got hoofed outside which
    was probably a good thing.
    Can you remember any walking scran-bags with personal hygiene shortcomings then? Names
    not required in order to protect the stinking, minging, idle, loafing, gopping, smelly, crabby fu**ers.
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