The Zimmerframe Club A place for Old Farts to whinge

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Holsten Pils, lime and ice... had some un rememorable runs ashore on that cheeky little cocktail !!! A favourite Fleet Diving Team drink in the early 80's....I shall go and have one now to be nostalgic over !!
Have an unopened tin of pate and biscuits brown in the loft

Might dig out my old chogy shorts and sit under the telly straining my neck to watch it!

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Remember being in a nightclub in Tampere, Finland with my squadron mate. Looked around at all the nubile blond Finnish ladies and said to my mate,"we are both dads, what the f*ck are we doing in here?". So we went to a strip bar instead

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