The Zimmerframe Club A place for Old Farts to whinge

Discussion in 'Diamond Lil's' started by slim, Sep 25, 2014.

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  1. A place for ALL old Farts to muster.
    Are your piles bleeding into your chinky nicks?
    Has your Viagra been nicked by your young son?
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    Can you remember beer at a bob a pint?

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  2. My CSB has gone flat chief?

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  3. The committee is unanimous with their answer.
    CSB was last produced more than a decade ago, no wonder it is flat you tight fisted old fart;)
  4. Was having a retro drinks night with the family. Young uns are on the websters, Mrs JFH is having a holsten pils

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  5. Kinell JFH after all this time you still had some CSB?
    Did you forget that you had it?
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  6. Holsten Pils, lime and ice... had some un rememorable runs ashore on that cheeky little cocktail !!! A favourite Fleet Diving Team drink in the early 80's....I shall go and have one now to be nostalgic over !!
  7. Have an unopened tin of pate and biscuits brown in the loft

    Might dig out my old chogy shorts and sit under the telly straining my neck to watch it!

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  10. Remember being in a nightclub in Tampere, Finland with my squadron mate. Looked around at all the nubile blond Finnish ladies and said to my mate,"we are both dads, what the f*ck are we doing in here?". So we went to a strip bar instead

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