The Worrier


War Hero
Tom had been a compulsive worrier for years until he found a way to overcome this problem. His friends noticed the dramatic change.

"What happened?" asked Doug. "You don't seem to be worried about anything anymore."

"I hired a professional worrier for $1000 a week." Tom replied. "I haven't had a single qualm since."

"A thousand a week!" said Doug. "How the hell are you going to pay him?"

"I don't care. That's his ******* problem."