The Worlds Saddest Songs

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  1. Anything with Katherin Jenkins in is better, but it's not sadder.

    Haley, well wouldn't know if it's sadder as it's all foreign.
  2. Puff the Magic Dragon :crying:
  3. Oh no - not another sexist thread :)
  4. Posted: Sun Jun 22, 2008 4:33 pm Post subject: The Worlds Saddest Songs


    If you are going to includeCountryandWestern " Its been lonely in the saddle since my horse died" takes a lot of beating :dwarf: :dwarf: :dwarf:

    "I Vow To Thee My Country" :thumright: :thumright: :thumright: :thumright: is ace!!!!!!!
  5. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    For pure pathos, you can't beat these Country and Western classics... :cry: :twisted:


    1 - Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life

    2 - Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed

    3 - Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye

    4 - Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure

    5 - How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?

    6 - How Can You Believe Me When I Say I Love You When You Know I've Been A Liar All My Life?

    7 - I Been Roped And Thrown By Jesus In The Holy Ghost Corral

    8 - I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life

    9 - I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling

    10 - I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me

    11 - I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart.

    12 - I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You

    13 - I Wanna Whip Your Cow

    14 - I Would Have Writ You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck!

    15 - I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dawg Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win

    16 - I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy

    17 - I'm Just A Bug On The Windshield Of Life

    18 - I'm The Only Hell Mama Ever Raised

    19 - I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart

    20 - I've Got The Hungries For Your Love And I'm Waiting In Your Welfare Line

    21 - If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You

    22 - If Love Were Oil, I'd Be A Quart Low

    23 - If My Nose Were Full Of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You

    24 - If You Don't Leave Me Alone, I'll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will

    25 - If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?

    26 - Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)

    27 - My Every Day Silver Is Plastic

    28 - My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus

    29 - My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart

    30 - My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him

    31 - Oh, I've Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping Down, But Baby I Can See Through You

    32 - Pardon Me, I've Got Someone To Kill

    33 - She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft

    34 - She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger

    35 - She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart

    36 - She's Got Freckles On Her, But She's Pretty

    37 - Thank God And Greyhound She's Gone

    38 - They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can't Stop My Face From Breakin' Out

    39 - Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart

    40 - When You Leave Walk Out Backwards, So I'll Think You're Walking In

    41 - You Can't Have Your Kate And Edith Too

    42 - You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd

    43 - You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat

    44 - You Were Only A Splinter As I Slid Down The Bannister Of Life

    45 - You're The Reason Our Baby's So Ugly

    46 - I Married Her Just Because She Looks Like You

    47 - My Tears Have Washed "I Love You" Off The Blackboard Of My Heart

    48 - Don't Cry On My Shoulders 'Cause You're Rustin' My Spurs

    49 - I Can't Love Your Body If Your Heart's Not In It

    50 - I Wish I Were In Dixie Tonight, But She's Out Of Town

    51 - I'll Get Over You As Soon As You Get Out From Under Him

    52 - I'm Gonna Hire A Wino To Decorate Our Home

    53 - I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like Having You Here

    54 - If She Puts Lipstick On My Dipstick I'll Fall In Love

    55 - It Takes Me All Night Long To Do What I Used To Do All Night Long

    56 - Learning To Live Again Is Killing Me

    57 - Please Bypass This Heart

    58 - She's Out Doing What I'm Here Doing Without

    59 - Do You Love As Good As You Look?

    60 - I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You

    61 - I'm The Only Hell Mama Ever Raised

    62 - If You Don't Believe I Love You Just Ask My Wife

    63 - Timber, I'm Falling in Love

    64 - You're the First Time I Thought About Leaving

    65 - Love Will Beat Your Brains Out

    66 - Guess My Eyes Were Bigger Than My Heart

    67 - It Ain't Love but It Ain't Bad

    68 - The Pint of No Return

    69 - This Time I'm Gonna Beat You to the Truck

    70 - Hell Stays Open All Night

    71 - I'd Be Better Off in a Pine Box

    72 - I've Got You on My Conscience But At Least You're Off My Back

    73 - Bridge Washed Out, I Can't Swim and My Baby's on the Other Side

    74 - The Worst You Ever Gave Me Was the Best I Ever Had

    75 - She Even Woke Me Up to Say Goodbye

    76 - We Used to Just Kiss on the Lips But Now It's All Over

    77 - If You Keep Checking Up on Me (I'm Checking Out on You)

    78 - It Don't Hurt Half as Bad as Holding You Feels Good

    79 - If Fingerprints Showed Up On Skin, Wonder Whose I'd Find On You

    80 - She Feels Like A New Man Tonight

    81 - The Last Word In Lonesome Is "me"

    82 - When We Get Back To the Farm (That's When We Really Go To Town

    83 - You Stuck My Heart In a Old Tin Can and Shot It Off a Log

    84 - He's Been Drunk Since His Wife's Gone Punk

    85 - I Bought the Boots That Just Walked Out On Me

    86 - Ever Since I Said "I Do," There's a Lot of Things You Don't

    87 - The Next Time You Throw That Fryin' Pan, My Face Ain't Gonna Be There

    88 - I Don't Know Whether to Come Home or Go Crazy

    89 - If You Can't Feel It (It Ain't There)

    90 - Her Body Couldn't Keep You Off My Mind

    91 - I Got In At 2 With A 10 And Woke Up At 10 With A 2

    92 - I Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except Mine

    93 - I Just Bought A Car From The Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don't Run So I Figure We Got An Even Deal

    94 - I Knew I'd Hit Rock Bottom When I Woke Up On Top Of You

    95 - I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well

    96 - I Meant Every Word That He Said

    97 - I'm Not Married But The Wife Is

    98 - If Whiskey Were A Woman I'd Be Married For Sure

    99 - Out Of My Head And Back In My Bed

    100 - Swing Wide Your Gate Of Love

    101 - Tennis Must Be Your Racket 'Cause Love Means Nothin' To You

    102 - What Made Milwaukee Famous (Has Made a Loser Out of Me)

    103 - Who You Gonna Believe, Me Or Your Lying Eyes?
  6. My vote goes with Backpacker for the Maori love song Pokarekare Ana

    Next is Judith Durham singing "The Carnival is Over" thats for that day I have crashed and get burned.

    Click here for Judith as I have yet to manage loadinf video clips.

  7. My sister in law picked that one Nutty for her funeral my brother had never heard it before. "For we may never meet again" brought it all home when it played in the church.
  8. Loved Judith Durham - something very sexy about her.
  9. SGP is that an 8 track :)
  11. Judith Durham

    Just for those like me who think she is the best female artiste of all time. :thumright:
  12. I'm a big Bruce Springsteen fan, and personally for me, the saddest song is his "Your Missing" from "The Rising" album.

    I picked this for my baby daughter's funeral a couple of years ago. It's very apt, and I can only bring myself to play it every so often.
  13. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    You got married on Saturday? Ooh, you kept that quiet... 8O :twisted:

    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
  14. Certainly one of the best.

    I bought a CD of the original Seekers last year.
    "The Carnival is Over" is my favourite track.

    Strewth, I was a teenager when that was first released!
  15. Rumor has it that a sailor gave her one after she had one too many post gig beverages in a well known sailors hangout in Sydney in the 70s.

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