The Wonderful World of Walters.

Attention all Day-Dreamers! Why don't we keep it going?
Post YOUR Sitreps relating to your latest Top Secret Mission
or ongoing adventure in here. Saves cluttering up the rest
of the site at least:

(Ongoing Sitreps moved to here U.F.N.)

Sitrep 001.

Pheww! It's damn hot out here in da jungle. Anyhow - got
me Camo-suit on, spotters been briefed and the target's due
to appear some time soon. Will put a nice Red dot in the centre
of his forehead and send him to Hell in a handbasket. Just about
to lose the satellite conection on my ruggedized laptop here, and
will have to spend a few hours up to my neck in stagnant river
water. (Got to watch out for them nasty little fish that get into
your trollies and swim up your Japs-eye though). Just remember.
Adapt. Improvise. Overcome.

###connection lost###
My name Walter Mitty
I come from down your street
And I can tell you anything
Because we`ll never meet
A top rate true blue Englishman
My daddy was a “Sirâ€
And mummy was a film star
You must remember her.

As soon as I was 16
I graduated from school
with a degree in naval policy
that made their lordships druel..
So off I went to Dartmouth
And jumped straight in the breach
`Cos I was not a trainee…oh no
I went there to teach

But I soon found that boring
I wanted something grand
And when I told their lordships
The gave me a command
Though it was my first ship
It all came naturally
So we loaded up with bullets
And off we went to sea

Soon we were in old Baghdad
I didn`t like what I saw
So I formed a raiding party
And off we went ashore
We soon found the tallyban
“Shoot to killâ€. I said
And after just a minute or two
They all lay round us dead

Then they asked me to arrest
The king of Iraq ..who
eventually I came across
Hiding in a loo
I frogmarched him back onboard
He didn`t have much fight
So I gave him to the Josman.
To do with as he might.

When I came under pressure
I just thought what the heck
And went and flew my harrier
Up off the quarterdeck
Sometimes I`d come across a mig
So I`d get on his tail
And after I`d sent him straight to hell
I`d go and get the mail

I went on many missions
All a living hell
All were near impossible
But I cannot tell
Before the age of 18
Many things I saw
And carried out so many deeds
That I shortened the war

But now I`m walking wounded
I`m working as a mole
The war has slowed me down a bit
I pretend I`m on the dole….
So all you Walter Mittys
Come and draw your kit
all you need to join up is..

you must be full of shit….

Yes tiddly..all my own work…though I have posted it on here before….

Hope it raised a smile on this rainy Sunday afternoon

Nice to see you back again writing your wonderful (rhyming) poetry UA. I've missed you greatly. :thumright:

Walters did you say, er, erm, harrumph.....

Thingy.... aka AAC.... aka Nozzy Nozzer :oops:

PS: When is your autobiography and complete poems coming out......
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