The woman left me

The woman I was with for a year decided she was going to leave me yesterday, and after a few drinks and my mates telling me every single one of her flaws (I don't remember her ever being a cum receptacle whilst going out) I have decided that she wasn't worth my time, and that I should spend my money on better things, such as booze, hookers and subscribing to pornographic websites.

What I want to know, is what is the worst ways anyone here has been left?

I shall start this one off. Went to the hospital with my grandmother, not very well you see, having some pains, and we were all worried it was the big 'C'. So we get the all clear (thank god), and we get home, and the back, and I tell her that we got the all clear, but the stabbing whore (ex, not granny) texts me that it is over. Thinking back a day, it's almost funny.
You are entering the naval service, you will be a magnet for vajay. If you ever get posted to portsmouth hit up purple wednesday and inform the students you are in a blue one, you will thank me for this advice later as will mini tanter. In seriousness though that sucks but it happens- plenty more fish in the sea and all that. I have always been the dumpee rather than the dumped so i dont have any funny stories to tell i am afraid (not in a big headed i am undumpable way- just i have ended it after finding they have shafted me over!)


Lantern Swinger
Think of all the guilt free whoring trips that you will be having within the next year!

Also don't waste money on paying for porn.... who pays for porn these days anyway?


War Hero
Book Reviewer
Was with my ex for 3 years and found out he'd been sending pictures of his tiny cock to other girls and so I finished it, and sent those same pictures to his mum and family. Oops

Don't waste your money on having sex just do what Rachel said!
I think you may have sent me the wrong number. I sent you a picture, as requested, of my engorged phallus when i had the jesters shoes, and the Police have been round asking questions.
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