The woman I was with for a year decided she was going to leave me yesterday, and after a few drinks and my mates telling me every single one of her flaws (I don't remember her ever being a cum receptacle whilst going out) I have decided that she wasn't worth my time, and that I should spend my money on better things, such as booze, hookers and subscribing to pornographic websites. What I want to know, is what is the worst ways anyone here has been left? I shall start this one off. Went to the hospital with my grandmother, not very well you see, having some pains, and we were all worried it was the big 'C'. So we get the all clear (thank god), and we get home, and the back, and I tell her that we got the all clear, but the stabbing whore (ex, not granny) texts me that it is over. Thinking back a day, it's almost funny.