The Wedding

janner

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The Wedding


A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to
marry her right away.

She protested, "But we don't know anything about each other."
He replied, "That's all right; we'll learn about each other as we go
along."

So she consented, and they were married, and went on a honeymoon
to a very nice resort.

One morning, they were lying by the pool when he got up off his
towel, climbed up to the 10-meter board and did a two and a half tuck
gainer, entering the water perfectly, almost without a ripple. This was
followed by a three rotations in jackknife position before he again
straightened out and cut the water like a knife. After a few more
demonstrations, he came back and lay down on his towel.

She said, "That was incredible!"

He said, "I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I
told you we'd learn more about ourselves as we went along."

So she got up, jumped in the pool and started doing laps. She was moving so fast that the froth from her pushing off at one end of the pool would hardly be gone before she was already touching the other end of the
pool. She did laps in freestyle, breaststroke, even butterfly! After
about thirty laps, completed in mere minutes, she climbed back out and
lay down on her towel, barely breathing hard.

He said, "That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance
swimmer?"

"No", she said, "I was a prostitute in Gosport and I worked both sides of the harbour.
 

janner

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Book Reviewer
#3
young virgin marries a Greek man and before the
> wedding her father tells her that, being Greek, her
> husband may ask her to turn the other way in bed one
> day, but the she doesn't have to do it if she doesn't
> want to.
>
> Sure enough, after a couple of months, her husband
> asks her to turn over and she says
>
> "No, my father said I don't have to do this."
>
> Her husband says 'OK, that's fine by me, but I thought
> you wanted children."
>
>
>
 
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