The Wedding

Discussion in 'The Gash Barge' started by janner, Mar 12, 2007.

Welcome to the Navy Net aka Rum Ration

The UK's largest and busiest UNofficial RN website.

The heart of the site is the forum area, including:

  1. janner

    janner War Hero Book Reviewer

    The Wedding

    A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to
    marry her right away.

    She protested, "But we don't know anything about each other."
    He replied, "That's all right; we'll learn about each other as we go

    So she consented, and they were married, and went on a honeymoon
    to a very nice resort.

    One morning, they were lying by the pool when he got up off his
    towel, climbed up to the 10-meter board and did a two and a half tuck
    gainer, entering the water perfectly, almost without a ripple. This was
    followed by a three rotations in jackknife position before he again
    straightened out and cut the water like a knife. After a few more
    demonstrations, he came back and lay down on his towel.

    She said, "That was incredible!"

    He said, "I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I
    told you we'd learn more about ourselves as we went along."

    So she got up, jumped in the pool and started doing laps. She was moving so fast that the froth from her pushing off at one end of the pool would hardly be gone before she was already touching the other end of the
    pool. She did laps in freestyle, breaststroke, even butterfly! After
    about thirty laps, completed in mere minutes, she climbed back out and
    lay down on her towel, barely breathing hard.

    He said, "That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance

    "No", she said, "I was a prostitute in Gosport and I worked both sides of the harbour.
  2. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
  3. janner

    janner War Hero Book Reviewer

    young virgin marries a Greek man and before the
    > wedding her father tells her that, being Greek, her
    > husband may ask her to turn the other way in bed one
    > day, but the she doesn't have to do it if she doesn't
    > want to.
    > Sure enough, after a couple of months, her husband
    > asks her to turn over and she says
    > "No, my father said I don't have to do this."
    > Her husband says 'OK, that's fine by me, but I thought
    > you wanted children."

Share This Page