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#1
golden_rivet said:
January brings the snow
Makes your feet and fingers glow
February's Ice and sleet
Freeze the toes right off your feet
Welcome March with wintry wind
Would thou wer't not so unkind
April brings the sweet spring showers
On and on for hours and hours
Farmers fear unkindly May
Frost by night and hail by day
June just rains and never stops
Thirty days and spoils the crops
In July the sun is hot
Is it shining? No, it's not
August cold, and dank, and wet
Brings more rain than any yet
Bleak September's mist and mud
Is enough to chill the blood
Then October adds a gale
Wind and slush and rain and hail
Dark November brings the fog
Should not do it to a dog
Freezing wet December then:
Bloody January again!
(January brings the snow
Makes your feet and fingers glow).

-- Michael Flanders
The guy must've been at Faslane when he wrote that :bball: :bball:


:nemo: :nemo:
 
#2
January brings the snow
Makes your feet and fingers glow
February's Ice and sleet
Freeze the toes right off your feet
Welcome March with wintry wind
Would thou wer't not so unkind
April brings the sweet spring showers
On and on for hours and hours
Farmers fear unkindly May
Frost by night and hail by day
June just rains and never stops
Thirty days and spoils the crops
In July the sun is hot
Is it shining? No, it's not
August cold, and dank, and wet
Brings more rain than any yet
Bleak September's mist and mud
Is enough to chill the blood
Then October adds a gale
Wind and slush and rain and hail
Dark November brings the fog
Should not do it to a dog
Freezing wet December then:
Bloody January again!
(January brings the snow
Makes your feet and fingers glow).

-- Michael Flanders
 
#3
Well Michael Frigging Saunders would never get a welcome in my little corner of the planet:
"April brings the sweet spring showers".
Been pissing down here for the last 3 days, what does he know about it ? Sooner trust the Bimbo on SKY WEATHER, with legs all the way to her nether regions, who says with a smile "Rain will spread from the west later" when it's been wellying it down for the last 3 hours. At least she has a pair of legs to offer in consolatiom - what does a poet offer ?
(Apologies to any Saunders fans out there - rant over)
 
#5
golden_rivet said:
hey Greenie ... how did you manage to jump me? :thumright:
Salacious thoughts cross my mind but it was probably something to do with the clocks going forward one hour don't you think?
 
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