No Secret, I reckon your a bunch of over rated taxi drivers, with the odd good looking wren, but hey, I'm too good looking to care.
I reckon Jack is getting a raw deal at the moment, (nothing new there). I've just been looking at a site that states the dates from when medals should be issued from and too....sad I know, I tapped in "big tits" and it came up with this MOD site.
Now I distincley recall being on one them grey funnel taxis, charging into the waters of a port in yugoslavia, in the words of the brave fcuker in whitehall "to see what would happen" Cheers cnut.
At the time the yugoslavas had said something along the line of "come near us and we'll sink you" it wasn't words that could be muddled.
So there we were, all booties on board were on the upper deck crouched behind GPMG's etc...death or glory, whitehall style.
Luckily enough there was a tremendous pea souper that night, I couldn't even see the end of my barrel, let alone anything else, neverless we charged into yugoslav waters....brave men in whitehall wanted us too.
Within minutes the scared opposition (yugoslavs) had launched three patrol boats at us, they where only little ships but unfortunatley they had missles the size of double decker buses on them, x2 each.
So whilst brave whitehall warrior was snoring in his wankchariot I was clutching my GPMG, clacksons going off with collision warnings because we where all racing towards each other and couldn't see a thing because of the fog.
We all missed each other, probably due to the shite equiptment we were using. We stayed on station after that for a while, I watched impotent as dubrovnic or whatever it was called was shelled, very strange feeling watching. and eventually the British Govt. bothered to say they were involved. This must happen so much with Jack, especially the submariners.
sorry about the spelling.
I reckon Jack is getting a raw deal at the moment, (nothing new there). I've just been looking at a site that states the dates from when medals should be issued from and too....sad I know, I tapped in "big tits" and it came up with this MOD site.
Now I distincley recall being on one them grey funnel taxis, charging into the waters of a port in yugoslavia, in the words of the brave fcuker in whitehall "to see what would happen" Cheers cnut.
At the time the yugoslavas had said something along the line of "come near us and we'll sink you" it wasn't words that could be muddled.
So there we were, all booties on board were on the upper deck crouched behind GPMG's etc...death or glory, whitehall style.
Luckily enough there was a tremendous pea souper that night, I couldn't even see the end of my barrel, let alone anything else, neverless we charged into yugoslav waters....brave men in whitehall wanted us too.
Within minutes the scared opposition (yugoslavs) had launched three patrol boats at us, they where only little ships but unfortunatley they had missles the size of double decker buses on them, x2 each.
So whilst brave whitehall warrior was snoring in his wankchariot I was clutching my GPMG, clacksons going off with collision warnings because we where all racing towards each other and couldn't see a thing because of the fog.
We all missed each other, probably due to the shite equiptment we were using. We stayed on station after that for a while, I watched impotent as dubrovnic or whatever it was called was shelled, very strange feeling watching. and eventually the British Govt. bothered to say they were involved. This must happen so much with Jack, especially the submariners.
sorry about the spelling.
Fair point.
