THE TRAIN RIDE

JACK AND JENNY WERE PROCEEDING ON LEAVE BACK IN THE 60'S WHEN YOU TRAVELLED IN UNIFORM. THE OLD CARRIAGES ON THE TRAINS USUALLY HAD A GANGWAY AT THE SIDE LEADING TO THE TOILETS OR ANOTHER CARRIAGE. ON THIS OCCASSION THERE WASNT.
THEY BOARDED THE TRAIN AT LONDON HEADING TO GLASGOW AND HAD STOCKED UP WITH TINNIES FOR THE JOURNEY.
DRINKING STEADILY THEY WERE AN HOUR OUT OF LONDON WHEN JENNY SAID SHE WANTED THE LOO. THERE NOT BEING ONE, AND JACK BEING THE GENTLEMAN HE WAS, HE TOLD HER TO WAIT UNTIL THE NEXT TUNNEL AND HE WOULD PUT HIS CAP OVER THE LIGHT AND SHE COULD GO OUT OF THE WINDOW.
ON ENTERING THE NEXT TUNNEL JACK PUT HIS CAP OVER THE LIGHT AND THEN HEARD THE WINDOW BEING LOWERED, ON LEAVING THE TUNNEL JENNY WAS BACK IN HER SEAT LOOKING VERY RELIEVED.
ANOTHER HALF HOUR AND JACK NEEDED TO GO. JENNY SAID SHE WOULD RETURN THE COMPLIMENT AT THE NEXT TUNNEL. THE TRAIN THUNDERED INTO THE NEXT TUNNEL AND JENNY PLACED HER HAT OVER THE LIGHT, SHE HEARD THE WINDOW BEING LOWERED AND A GRUNT. ON LEAVING THE TUNNEL JACK WAS STILL STOOD AT THE WINDOW, WHATS THE MATTER JACK SHE ASKED, NEVER MIND CAME THE REPLY BUT GIVE US A HAND WITH THESE MAILBAGS WILLYA...
 
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