The Tossing Train Driver

Discussion in 'Diamond Lil's' started by seafarer1939, Jul 18, 2009.

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  1. In view of the report in todays papers of the train driver pleasuring himself with a porn mag whilst travelling at over 100mph I was wondering what the platform announcer would say over the tannoy to waiting passengers such as the obvious:
    "The train from Portsmouth will be coming into the staion shortly"
    "The train from Newcastle has been slightly delayed but will arrive on time as the driver has put a spurt on!"
    I'm sure you can do better than my crap effort[although done in 5 mins. :?:
     
  2. At least he wasn't 'off the rails' as well :) :? :oops: I'll get me coat
     
  3. That's the snag with modern trains, they have to do everything single handed
     
  4. At first the passengers were sh!tting it when the conductor blurted through the tannoy: "The driver's just had a stroke!"
     
  5. So that is why trains go through red signals then. No wonder they didn't want to admit that in plublic.

    W4nkers ...
     

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