The solution to Summer Leave boredom

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  1. Montigny_La_Palisse

    Montigny_La_Palisse New member

    Seriously, I could never be unemployed this is throbbing.

    However I may have found a solution. Asda are selling 15 bottles of San Miguel for a fiver so I've just bough 45 of them, an air pistol and a chewbacca costume.

    That should see me through the next 24 hours.
     
  2. Maxi_77

    Maxi_77 War Hero

    MLP, Drinking San Mig is a bit like self mutilation, is it that bad?
     
  3. Montigny_La_Palisse

    Montigny_La_Palisse New member

    I only went out to get a paper, but yes, I am that bored.
     
  4. wafu_warrior

    wafu_warrior New member

    MLP, Has your leave really been that boring. 45 bottles eh? on my way to you!!! :D
     
  5. Montigny_La_Palisse

    Montigny_La_Palisse New member

    It wasn't until my holiday and the Ashes finished. Now I feel like I'm on benefits.
     
  6. wafu_warrior

    wafu_warrior New member

    After reading your other post i am suprised that you didnt pick up some more foam burst, i am sure its on offer!!!!!
     
  7. Montigny_La_Palisse

    Montigny_La_Palisse New member

    That foamburst can is still half full, and it belongs to my missus anyway, I wouldn't stick any of my dhoby gear up my arse! That's dirty!
     
  8. chrisj09

    chrisj09 New member

    christ ive been bored for 4months now.
     
  9. Montigny_La_Palisse

    Montigny_La_Palisse New member

    Air pistol, beer and a chewbacca costume, trust me.
     
  10. wafu_warrior

    wafu_warrior New member

    Ahh Jeremy Kyle, that programme always makes me feel good about myself!!!
     
  11. Waspie

    Waspie War Hero

    Sorry to be the one to tell you bud. Your not bored - Your dead!!!!!!!!
     
  12. 2_deck_dash

    2_deck_dash War Hero

    You could take up injecting heroin as a hobby, all the cool kids are doing it these days.

    [​IMG]
     
  13. Trooped_Again

    Trooped_Again War Hero

    Why don't you start a new religon mate...Church of Chewbacca...have your followers pay you (their deity) a small concession for listening to your San Miguel fuelled sermons.

    OR

    Get off yer ass and start practising for the run in September! How many extra kilons now shippers?
     
  14. witsend

    witsend War Hero Book Reviewer

    Being a fan of old skool XXX, when really bored I've taken to finding a actress I fancy and search for her movies. Currently I'm researching the career of Brigitte Lahaie. Seka, Desiree & Aunt peg had interesting careers.
     
  15. Montigny_La_Palisse

    Montigny_La_Palisse New member

    I can't run all day mate, I go for a 90 minute run every morning. That leaves a hell of a lot of day left.

    I like the religion thing though, I'll look into that.
     
  16. chrisj09

    chrisj09 New member

    was it the midget fight? that makes me chuckle
     
  17. Welshy

    Welshy New member

    I will feel your pain next week MLP as am having a knee operation so will be forced to be in bed for a week not really moving. I am already trying to think of things that can entertain me while lying there.
     
  18. Montigny_La_Palisse

    Montigny_La_Palisse New member

    I have an idea!
     
  19. Welshy

    Welshy New member

    Ummm any non sexual ideas!?
     
  20. X.R.D

    X.R.D War Hero

    Only 90 mins mate, i thought you were fit??? :D
     

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