The Rum Ration Annual Award Ceromony

Discussion in 'Diamond Lil's' started by slim, Dec 17, 2006.

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  1. All the TV channels are doing it, so why not RR?
    Let us have our own RR Awards, The Jack-me-ticklers.

    Here are a couple of nominees for starters.

    Best at keeping his job after dropping himself in it award

    John Prescott

    Longest waiting for promotion to the top position

    Gordon Brown

    Top celebrity gash flasher.

    Britney Spears


    Over to you.........................
     
  2. Greatest Story Teller

    Tony Bliar
     
  3. Surely the longest for waiting for the top job is the ex skipper of the Bronington, Charles Windsor Prince of Wails himself - past for king years ago, but the points needed are whore-end-ous! Looks like his boy William will get his B13 for that job before him!
     
  4. People who should be shot.....Vanessa Feltz
     
  5. Anne Robinson
     
  6. Biggest waste of space

    The White House.
     
  7. Fountain of all knowledge = AAC
    Voice of Reason = Maxi 77
    Diplomat of the Year = the_matelot (for his thread telling the old farts to fuck off)
    Services to Frenchwomanhood = Higthepig
    Thinking American = BootneckYank
    Poo Stirrer = lauralovestodig
    Sex Symbol = josiecats
    Dirty Old Man = Andym
    Gengis Khan Award = To many to mention
    Top Speller = ET(WE)Pooley
    Male Sex Symbol = Uncle Albert.

    Thats a start now add some more

    Nutty
     
  8. Best avatars...dondon
     
  9. Girl we would all like to

    Rosinacarley
     
  10. Hig! Am speechless!
     
  11. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    ...makes a change! :twisted:
     
  12. .......... be French really!!! :)
     
  13. Everyones old man = AndyM
    Paranoid Russian spy hunter = Moojuice
    Dit man = AndyM
    Shit starter = Higthepig
    Angry Person = ME. (Quote JosiecatS) "You just come across as very angry"
     
  14. LReg most likely to end up with a cattle prod in one of his orrifaces and wearing a Southampton FC Strip = SgtPB!
     
  15. People who get kicked off ARRSE and move over to Rum Ration

    Arcadian
     
  16. Must agree "stirling" , cheers mate ,
     
  17. Best Red Sea Chest Our Rosy!

    Sense from America Bergan!

    Writer of Reasoned Replies Levers!

    Thickest Skin on the Site Always!
     

  18. Sorry to disappoint but I was not kicked off Arrse my lover.
     
  19. FlagWagger

    FlagWagger Book Reviewer

    I was going to suggest a category for most expensive professional services, but then thought that our resident legal person would think I'm having a dig at her :wink: :lol:
     
  20. :D , We all love you "Rosina" , have a good time on friday morning , sorry I cant be there , maybe next time ,
     

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