The Rum Ration Annual Award Ceromony

All the TV channels are doing it, so why not RR?
Let us have our own RR Awards, The Jack-me-ticklers.

Here are a couple of nominees for starters.

Best at keeping his job after dropping himself in it award

John Prescott

Longest waiting for promotion to the top position

Gordon Brown

Top celebrity gash flasher.

Britney Spears


Over to you.........................

 

Greatest Story Teller

Tony Bliar

 

Surely the longest for waiting for the top job is the ex skipper of the Bronington, Charles Windsor Prince of Wails himself - past for king years ago, but the points needed are whore-end-ous! Looks like his boy William will get his B13 for that job before him!

 

People who should be shot.....Vanessa Feltz

 

Anne Robinson

 

Biggest waste of space

The White House.

 

Fountain of all knowledge = AAC
Voice of Reason = Maxi 77
Diplomat of the Year = the_matelot (for his thread telling the old farts to fuck off)
Services to Frenchwomanhood = Higthepig
Thinking American = BootneckYank
Poo Stirrer = lauralovestodig
Sex Symbol = josiecats
Dirty Old Man = Andym
Gengis Khan Award = To many to mention
Top Speller = ET(WE)Pooley
Male Sex Symbol = Uncle Albert.

Thats a start now add some more

Nutty

 

Best avatars...dondon

 

Girl we would all like to

Rosinacarley

 

Hig! Am speechless!

 

...makes a change! :twisted:

 

.......... be French really!!!

 

Everyones old man = AndyM
Paranoid Russian spy hunter = Moojuice
Dit man = AndyM
Shit starter = Higthepig
Angry Person = ME. (Quote JosiecatS) "You just come across as very angry"

 

LReg most likely to end up with a cattle prod in one of his orrifaces and wearing a Southampton FC Strip = SgtPB!

 

People who get kicked off ARRSE and move over to Rum Ration

Arcadian

 

Must agree "stirling" , cheers mate ,

 

Best Red Sea Chest Our Rosy!

Sense from America Bergan!

Writer of Reasoned Replies Levers!

Thickest Skin on the Site Always!

 

Sorry to disappoint but I was not kicked off Arrse my lover.

 

I was going to suggest a category for most expensive professional services, but then thought that our resident legal person would think I'm having a dig at her :wink: :lol:

 

, We all love you "Rosina" , have a good time on friday morning , sorry I cant be there , maybe next time ,