The RN delicacy known as 'Train Smash'

What is Train Smash?

  • A vile concoction made of anything you can lay your hands on.

    Votes: 1 16.7%
  • Proper scran...the recipe is jealously guarded,shove off pongo.

    Votes: 5 83.3%

  • Total voters


War Hero
I've got visions of drawing a red chalk pentangle on the deck with a candle made from human fat at each corner wile chanting Black Sabbath lyrics backwards :D
Tell your Doc the drugs are tooooo strong, or stop mixing with alcohol:p


War Hero
Book Reviewer
Don't need a cook book for babys heads.
Open tin, cook
Or was it cook, open tin?

No you are right - need a cook book!
Definitely open tin then cook. If you cook first then it just slips out looking like a cream and brown jellyfish o_O

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