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The Random Thread of Bollocks (NSFW)

Hands to bathe of Rothesay, of Gurkha, well fresh, if I remember correctly?
Swiftsure in AFD60, AC shut down, temp fwd 110F air out of the punker louvers 103. slept on the casing. Back aft 120+ had a fan and trunking running to Manovering. lads did a set of rounds and 20 mins on the casing to recover. not much work was done untill the Freon units were fixed.
 
Swiftsure in AFD60, AC shut down, temp fwd 110F air out of the punker louvers 103. slept on the casing. Back aft 120+ had a fan and trunking running to Manovering. lads did a set of rounds and 20 mins on the casing to recover. not much work was done untill the Freon units were fixed.
I was still a skimmer, we'd just got back from 3 months Windies deployment thinking we'd be bronzed gods and it would be easy to trap.

It was hotter in Pompey than Florida:(
 
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I found this a moment ago. Puts 'I caught it off a toilet seat' into perspective! This a guy who believes his wife got pregnant because she shared a Jacuzzi with a male friend.... Names partially removed to preserve the dignity of the unsuspecting idiot. So, NO rumpy pumpy in the Jacuzzi then?


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James If the water temperature is around that of a scrotum, not too salty nor has too much chlorine it is possible. My first wife got pregnant sharing a jacuzzi with a male friend, these things are unlikely but happen

Elizabeth James wool over eyes ...
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Dave Elizabeth he is joking ffs

Lyn Dave Is he though?
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James I’m not joking at all, it was a really tough time for all of us. My point is that it is possible and I don’t see any doctors on here denying what’s basically a biological fact

Elizabeth Dave calm down some comments people write they believe just like the professor herself I'm not a mind reader and don't swear at me .

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Dave Elizabeth I will say what I like. I swore gently. Eff off.

Peter Is that what she told you?

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James Peter the little girl is 6/7 now, she wasn't making it up!


Marlene James seems you can her pregnant threw a bathing suit .

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James Marlene we are talking about sperm that are absolutely tiny, easily small enough to get through microscopic holes in bikini fabric. If bathing suit material was totally impermeable Durex would make condoms out of it
 
I found this a moment ago. Puts 'I caught it off a toilet seat' into perspective! This a guy who believes his wife got pregnant because she shared a Jacuzzi with a male friend.... Names partially removed to preserve the dignity of the unsuspecting idiot. So, NO rumpy pumpy in the Jacuzzi then?


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James If the water temperature is around that of a scrotum, not too salty nor has too much chlorine it is possible. My first wife got pregnant sharing a jacuzzi with a male friend, these things are unlikely but happen

Elizabeth James wool over eyes ...
https://www.facebook.com/#

Dave Elizabeth he is joking ffs

Lyn Dave Is he though?
https://www.facebook.com/#
James I’m not joking at all, it was a really tough time for all of us. My point is that it is possible and I don’t see any doctors on here denying what’s basically a biological fact

Elizabeth Dave calm down some comments people write they believe just like the professor herself I'm not a mind reader and don't swear at me .

https://www.facebook.com/#
Dave Elizabeth I will say what I like. I swore gently. Eff off.

Peter Is that what she told you?

https://www.facebook.com/#
James Peter the little girl is 6/7 now, she wasn't making it up!


Marlene James seems you can her pregnant threw a bathing suit .

https://www.facebook.com/#
James Marlene we are talking about sperm that are absolutely tiny, easily small enough to get through microscopic holes in bikini fabric. If bathing suit material was totally impermeable Durex would make condoms out of it


What's the problem? I would certainly believe her, Santa.
 

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