The Random Thread of Bollocks (NSFW)

[Sumo]

Woman found in Royal Navy engineer's wardrobe after two weeks

The woman is reported to have been a foreign national

www.plymouthherald.co.uk

 

[Alfacharlie]

 

[Sumo]

Woman found in Royal Navy engineer's wardrobe after two weeks

The woman is reported to have been a foreign national

www.plymouthherald.co.uk

@janner we can't help it if the Plymouth news machine is a bit slow? We have to live with it, they try their best to make the Wail look good.

 

[Biker Buster]

Woman found in Royal Navy engineer's wardrobe after two weeks

The woman is reported to have been a foreign national

www.plymouthherald.co.uk

If he'd kept her for 6 months or so, it could have become a skeleton in his closet...

I'll get me coat

 

[Alfacharlie]

 

[superpom]

Or a place in the freezing, driving snow....

 

[Alfacharlie]

If he'd kept her for 6 months or so, it could have become a skeleton in his closet...

I'll get me coat

Joseph Fritzenbingbong thought that.
Tsk.

 

[SONAR-BENDER]

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Have you seen Spanish TV? A programme like that would be an improvement!

 

[janner]

 

[Alfacharlie]

 

[janner]

 

[janner]

 

[Ballistic]

 

[Drakey]

 

[Alfacharlie]

 

[Alfacharlie]

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[taffscrivs]

Here's one to lift the spirits; Youtube, ARMAGEDDON! Famous radio announcer Robert D Raiford loses it with this news clip.
I first heard this years ago but still rate it as one of the funniest things ever.
Can any of you guys that are cleverer than me online can shift it onto here?

 

[Ballistic]

Here's one to lift the spirits; Youtube, ARMAGEDDON! Famous radio announcer Robert D Raiford loses it with this news clip.
I first heard this years ago but still rate it as one of the funniest things ever.
Can any of you guys that are cleverer than me online can shift it onto here?

There you go @taffscrivs

 

[Taztiff]

Reminds me of Seacat missile testing back in the day.

 

[WreckerL]

Reminds me of Seacat missile testing back in the day.
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That reminds me of when I was in the Air Purification workshop in Defiance, myself and one other were squeezing up a non-return valve to check it wouldn't pass when a boat was deep. We'd just got the pressure up to about 1800p.s.i when one of the others in the workshop, for a laugh, smashed a ferkin' great mallet on to the metal workbench right next to us.

To say I nearly shat myself is an understatement, the bloke next me nearly went through the deckhead.

Stan (Field Gun Man) W***on, if your reading this, I'm still gonna get ya back for that one!!!