The Random Thread of Bollocks (NSFW)

[Topstop]

Having a problem clearing my windscreen in the morning, today I used my defence discount card, but could only get 20% off

 

[Alfacharlie]

 

[Sumo]

Elmer doong maths?

 

[Sumo]

Can she see the cake?

 

[Sumo]

 

[Sumo]

 

[Alfacharlie]

Can she see the cake?

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Look at all the marks and scratches on the wooden partition behind! You’d think they would sand and re-varnish, wouldn’t you?

 

[Sumo]

@BreathingOutOnTheWayUp found your first draft ohoto

 

[Sumo]

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Look at all the marks and scratches on the wooden partition behind! You’d think they would sand and re-varnish, wouldn’t you?

Must admit, I missed that

 

[SONAR-BENDER]

 

[SONAR-BENDER]

 

[skyvet]

Can she see the cake?

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Which cake?

 

[Sumo]

Which cake?

That's what I thought

 

[superpom]

I noticed no napkin, these cakes can be quite crumbly.....would fall all over her tits?

( We know what's next don't we....)

 

[Sumo]

I noticed no napkin, these cakes can be quite crumbly.....would fall all over her tits?

( We know what's next don't we....)

get a vacuum to clean her tits?

 

[Alfacharlie]

I noticed no napkin, these cakes can be quite crumbly.....would fall all over her tits?

( We know what's next don't we....)

Coffee and ‘After Eight’ mints??

I sincerely hope so.

 

[Alfacharlie]

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[Alfacharlie]

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[Alfacharlie]

 

[taffscrivs]

True Dit. I once kidded a woman in the pub that my daughter hated me for naming her after my favourite 10cc song.
When she asked what I'd named her I said 'Rubber Bullets,' She called me an insensetive, cruel pig but went as red as hell when the landlord told her I was only kidding as her name is really Donna..