The Random Thread of Bollocks (NSFW)

[WreckerL]

Crabs Ho dear never mind, try tarmac next time?

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It's a helly chopter, just make it go straight up, job jobbed.

 

[Sumo]

Maybe total Bollocks but made me smile

 

[Sumo]

It's a helly chopter, just make it go straight up, job jobbed.

What you say is shouting Taxi may not work?

 

[Sumo]

I have realised lately that my body has aged (and not necessarily in a good way) and certain members of my family have mentioned it's about time my brain caught up with it.

No chance, especially with primary school age grandsons who get mega gucci toys for Christmas and birthdays. I try and get them the toys I want

Think my lot were trying to set me in an age bracket at Christmas, 2 pairs of slippers (one pair was lined crocs, like off road slippers?) and a cardigan

 

[taffscrivs]

'Mum, when I grow up I want to be a submariner'.

'Well make your mind up son, you can't do both'.



Boom tish, thank you very much, I'm here all week!

Reminds me of the lad who said to his mum, 'When I grow up I want to be an astronaut so I can be shot into space.' She replied ; If you father had listened to me 9 years ago you would have been!'

 

[Alfacharlie]

I have realised lately that my body has aged (and not necessarily in a good way) and certain members of my family have mentioned it's about time my brain caught up with it.

No chance, especially with primary school age grandsons who get mega gucci toys for Christmas and birthdays. I try and get them the toys I want

A matelot, is a matelot!

As @Sumo said... Peter Pan aren’t we all forever.

I’m nowhere near as old as you old folk either!
#justsaying

 

[SONAR-BENDER]

I think the years 32ish to 38ish were the VERY best.

That's age years, not 1932 etc.......!

 

[taffscrivs]

I think the years 32ish to 38ish were the VERY best.

That's age years, not 1932 etc.......!

Not waistline then?

 

[Ballistic]

 

[SONAR-BENDER]

 

[SONAR-BENDER]

Not waistline then?

Hah! Nope - still a racing snake at 36!

 

[taffscrivs]

I've had a 38 girth for years. Not too bad considering I drove trucks for 40 odd of them.
Belt feeling a bit tight since Christmas though, better go on a diet before I break the frame on my trials bike!

 

[Topstop]

 

[Topstop]

Rioter killed in Capitol stampede was carrying "Do not tread on me" flag.

 

[Wightsparker]

Crabs Ho dear never mind, try tarmac next time?

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I seem to remember something similar happening in the Falklands in 1983 with an RN Sea King. It was a little embarrassing for somebody, as Margaret Thatcher had been due to fly in it..............

 

[Sumo]

I think she may be singing somethink or other

 

[Wightsparker]

I think she may be singing somethink or other

His guitar fingerwork is impressive.

 

[Sumo]

His guitar fingerwork is impressive.

He has a guitar, didn't notice, organ stops, yep.

 

[redmonkey]

There's someone else there?

 

[Alfacharlie]

The work surfaces in that kitchen are very cluttered.