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Yea, like daily orders stating...'The ship is under sailing orders'..... Such as the Big E....Set sail..
Really??
No masts to set them sails on...
Just a fuckin pet peeve of mine..
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Yea, like daily orders stating...'The ship is under sailing orders'..... Such as the Big E....Set sail..
Really??
No masts to set them sails on...
Just a fuckin pet peeve of mine..
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Should be safe from icebergs, global warming Greta would have melted them all by then with all the hot air she bellows out.
Wiremu, a Maori Nu Zullander, was in Australia to watch the upcoming Rugby World Cup and was not feeling well, so he decided to see a doctor.
"Hey doc, I dun't feel so good, ey" said Wiremu.
The doctor gave him a thorough examination and informed Wiremu that he had long existing and advanced prostate problems and that the only cure was testicular removal.
"No way doc" replied Wiremu "I'm gitting a sicond opinion ey!"
The second Aussie doctor gave Wiremu the same diagnosis and also advised him that testicular removal was the only cure. Not surprisingly, Wiremu refused the treatment.
Wiremu was devastated, but with the Rugby World Cup just around the corner he found an expat Maori doctor and decided to get one last opinion from someone he could trust.
The Maori doctor examined him and said: "Wiremu Cuzzy Bro, you huv Prostate suckness ey."
"What's the cure thin doc ?" asked Wiremu hoping for a different answer.
"Wull, Wiremu", said the doctor "Wi're gonna huv to cut off your balls."
"Phew, thunk god for thut!" said Wiremu, "those Aussie bastards wanted to take my test tickets off me!"
Accents not bad at all..From an oppo in Oz. I make no apology for the accent / translation!
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Obviously transferable skills from his service life.Rumoured to have completed the 5malermiler of death. Sorry.
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Mine too. The effin news readers say it all the time.Set sail..
Really??
No masts to set them sails on...
Just a fuckin pet peeve of mine..
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Your talking to yourselfMine too. The effin news readers say it all the time.
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Huh?!?!Your talking to yourself
You answered your own post.Huh?!?!
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