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The Random Thread of Bollocks (NSFW)

SONAR-BENDER

War Hero
Long time ago in a far away place...There was a chip shop outside Vimy Barracks in Catterick did just that, deep fried battered haggis and chips in the mid 70's. There was a jock regiment in town if I remember correctly. It was magnificent after a night in the local hostelries, to pop in on the way back to the block: 2 haggi, chips and curry sauce, with IrnBru. I can taste it now....
spins
You were doing SO well up to that point!


Having said that, I know of at least one 'Indian' restaurant that used to do haggis pakora!
 
Long time ago in a far away place...There was a chip shop outside Vimy Barracks in Catterick did just that, deep fried battered haggis and chips in the mid 70's. There was a jock regiment in town if I remember correctly. It was magnificent after a night in the local hostelries, to pop in on the way back to the block: 2 haggi, chips and curry sauce, with IrnBru. I can taste it now....
spins
Happy days, eh? And the spectacle of those deep-fried Pizzas stood upright in rows whilst the the hot fat slowly drained off of 'em . . .
 

SONAR-BENDER

War Hero
Happy days, eh? And the spectacle of those deep-fried Pizzas stood upright in rows whilst the the hot fat slowly drained off of 'em . . .
My Leader had heard of, but never seen, the fabled deep fried pizza. Last time we were 'home' we popped into a chippy in Dunbarton. As above, there was a freshly destroyed pizza draining. I banged on the windows to get her to come in and see. She took one look and said 'God, that's disgusting!'

Which surprised the Ned in the queue who said 'Ho missus, that's ma tea!'
 
In the dim and distant past, I actually ate deep fryer pizza....honest I did, usually after a pint or six. Might have something to do with me joining the 'zipper' club in 2007! Sage advice to all young thrusters, not a good choice after a DTS....given that they still indulge in such traditions....
 

Sumo

War Hero
Only ever had scran from Soapy's sober once..... never again :oops:
Didn't know sobber was an option, in that chippy?
Your sheltered existence is yet to be fulfilled, Grasshopper. Round the Block - GO !!



More likely that you were too p***d to see or care?
Chap Infront of me asked for pizza, out of freezer it came, skimmed into fryer, once oiled to perfection, fished out, and put in top drainer tray, soon to be removed and wrapped in paper, most of oil retained. Even though possibly not sobber, my brain clocked don't buy anything with pastry's or bread. So I stuck with haggis super.
 
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