The Random Thread of Bollocks (NSFW)

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[Ballistic]

 

[Dusty70]

I was going to reply but I knew I'd be pilloried...............................

where did I leave that coat

 

[SONAR-BENDER]

Looks like it's a stock image.

Did you pick up my coat too Dusty?

 

[Sumo]

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Corona virus #2047?

 

[Alfacharlie]

 

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[Sumo]

Hospital appointment, receptionist, asks wife for phone number, wife gives it and says that's ex directory. Receptionist looks up and says what's that, nurse explains it's when your land line is not in the phone book. Ho she says a land line my nan has one of them.

 

[Ballistic]

 

[Dusty70]

aaaahhh - a broken Prince Harry mug

 

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[Ballistic]

 

[SONAR-BENDER]

I saw that on the interweb - think it is brilliant!

 

[SONAR-BENDER]

Oh - if only..... I'm salivating here!

 

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[Ballistic]

 

[Spins]

Oh - if only..... I'm salivating here!

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Long time ago in a far away place...There was a chip shop outside Vimy Barracks in Catterick did just that, deep fried battered haggis and chips in the mid 70's. There was a jock regiment in town if I remember correctly. It was magnificent after a night in the local hostelries, to pop in on the way back to the block: 2 haggi, chips and curry sauce, with IrnBru. I can taste it now....
spins

 

[Ballistic]

At last!

My own parking spot...

 

[Dredd]

At last!

My own parking spot...

@Sumo

Is this yours by any chance?

 

[Sumo]

@Sumo

Is this yours by any chance?

Nope I've not done any bald signs and who's Disa?