Corona virus #2047?
I saw that on the interweb - think it is brilliant!
Long time ago in a far away place...There was a chip shop outside Vimy Barracks in Catterick did just that, deep fried battered haggis and chips in the mid 70's. There was a jock regiment in town if I remember correctly. It was magnificent after a night in the local hostelries, to pop in on the way back to the block: 2 haggi, chips and curry sauce, with IrnBru. I can taste it now....
Nope I've not done any bald signs and who's Disa?