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The Random Thread of Bollocks (NSFW)

Sumo

War Hero
There were near riots when they put the price of Scrumpy up from 13p to 15p. They dropped it to14p over Christmas and put it back up Jan75.
I had my fair share of my five a day, in the services end of Union street or the Star of the West. choice rough, medium or smooth.
 

Topstop

War Hero
I had my fair share of my five a day, in the services end of Union street or the Star of the West. choice rough, medium or smooth.
First run in Guzz. Ended up in the Keppel's Head.

Pint of bitter please.
We don't serve beer.
Looks round, it's a pub isn't, what do you serve?
Cider.
I'll have a pint of that then.
What sort?
The stuff that comes in bottles with a woodpecker on it.
I'll give you half of rough and half of smooth.

I think the first couple of mouthfuls tasted like vomit, I can't remember anything after that.
 
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Sumo

War Hero
Used to have a tot of Woods instead of port in the cider.
Just the one was enough.
Or a shot of Perno on top last mouthful, nest Perno. No more than 10 pints, I had to be able to walk to the taxi rank, get a cab back to Cambridge.
 
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SONAR-BENDER

War Hero
Pint of rough with a shot of Port, floating on top, purple parachute o_O
Our mess was posh - Diamond White with Woods/Lambs floating on the top, still called it a Purple Parachute. Went down a storm at socials..... so a friend with the key to the Cab Space told me........
 

Sumo

War Hero
Our mess was posh - Diamond White with Woods/Lambs floating on the top, still called it a Purple Parachute. Went down a storm at socials..... so a friend with the key to the Cab Space told me........
Services used to do a gallon container take away, we knew we were being ripped off, the bottles held 10 pints, barstewards, Brum could get 2 bottles and not his Boniville side bags, then sneak into Cambridge via back lane, bypassed main gate, block party.
 
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